Alfang said:
For those in Outer Podunk (or the greater Podunk metropolitan area), or those who "have it all" (but apparently not this)
Polyrazzmatazz is an iconic American English term, meaning a fancy applied substance, that holds great promise, but in fact is utilitarian in nature, and ordinary in quality. It was taken into popular culture after its invention and use in a series of radio and television commercials by the Ziebart Company, poking fun at new fangled rust preventative polyurethane based automobile finishes in the promotion of its own rust preventative treatment. "So you got a new car....its even got poly razz-ma-tazzzzzzz....but you want Ziebart!"