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Um... TermiTONZ?

alterbridgefan

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Yup. Real, trained termites.

WANT.

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I have this strange feeling that when Altar gets his license we're going to see threads like this:

Check out this sweet Lamborghini Muira I'm going to buy. It's got a bit of damage, but it's vintage!
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Except it will be a vintage pinto.  IMO, the old stuff isn't better, it's just older.  The old '57 Chevy that everyone would get if they have the chance, people forget they had drum brakes, no seatbelts, no airbags, no power steering, no AC, got horrible mileage, leaked oil, etc.  Kind of a chore to drive and maintain by modern standards,but hey, they're vintage.
 
AutoBat said:
I have this strange feeling that when Altar gets his license we're going to see threads like this:

Check out this sweet Lamborghini Muira I'm going to buy. It's got a bit of damage, but it's vintage!
tumblr_mkuql1uuTh1r5mggso1_500.gif

I'm expecting to see "Hey, check out this sweet relicing job this dude is doing for me on this Lamborghini I bought!  Authentic, or what?"  any day now.

If I laid hands on that guitar, I'd wash them thoroughly afterwards... :sad:
 
You guys have to remember that it's just as important, if not more so, to learn what not to do as it is how to do things.
 
Xplorervoodoo said:
I'm expecting to see "Hey, check out this sweet relicing job this dude is doing for me on this Lamborghini I bought!  Authentic, or what?"  any day now.

Teehee, relicing isn't authentic! I don't like relic because it's more fun to treat your sh!t like sh!t, rather than pay to have your guitar look like sh!t.

I am strongly considering a Fender roadworn bass, though. If only it didn't have those "cigarette burns" on the headstock, damned marks look like they were drawn in with sharpie.

That 50;s P bass is quite the looker though, very tempting...

I should market this, though. TERMITONZ trained termites! Our little friends give your axe TERMITONZ 4 DAYZ!!!!111
 
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