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[hannaugh]

If they make "Near Death Experiences For Dummies" (which does exist, I've seen it in the book store), then "Power Tool Sex Toys For Dummies" probably already exists.

 

[GoDrex]

There's a whole subgenre of porn related to machines - but they're not dumb enough to use saw blades. I don't think.  :icon_scratch:

 

[Volitions Advocate]

I REALLY regret reading this thread.  Damn you Curtis...

:dontknow:  :toothy12:

 

[DocNrock]

People like that shouldn't be allowed to HAVE genitals.

They tried to remove them... :icon_jokercolor:

 

[hannaugh]

Good point, Doc.

 

[Nando Vallart]

People like that shouldn't be allowed to HAVE genitals.

They tried to remove them... :icon_jokercolor:

Unfortunately not successfull... damn dummies :laughing7:

 

[ByteFrenzy]

There's a whole subgenre of porn related to machines - but they're not dumb enough to use saw blades. I don't think.  :icon_scratch:

Not blades, but they do mount toys on power saws. Kids, don't try this at home...

 

[OzziePete]

* Candidates for the Darwin Awards - or at least an honourable mention.

* Bet they got the idea from seeing some vids using power tools.

* As the guy was about to - er - use the saw, didn't he at least think, "Now wait a minute, what if this goes horribly wrong once it is in place?"

* The woman may only have injuries similar to that incurred by women during difficult child births. She was released from hospital pretty soon after treatment. Thankfully.

 

[guitlouie]

Did not even read the article, I'm pretty sure I got enough from the comments here.  All I can really add here is that some people just don't know how to have fun, then they try too hard. 

 

[m4rk0]

Now this is painful too!!
Maybe not his own fault.. altough... he shouldn't have farted!!!

http://criggo.wordpress.com/2009/03/14/ouch-again/

So Doc, did this ever happen to you? to your patients I mean?

 

[Mor Paul]

I've read that before. In Hey, Idiot or something, I think.

 

[Nando Vallart]

Ouch! :sad1:

 

[Alfang]

I can't believe we have discussed banning political threads, yet this useless thread made it 3 pages. Some of you have your priorities bassackwards, Yeh I know what your gonna say, but I read the first few inputs and zipped to the end to post this useless response  :laughing8:

inappropriate thread: way moreso than politics or religeon

 

[kboman]

This comment was pretty hilarious:
"I’m pretty sure mole removal doesn’t require general anesthesia. Unless it’s a mole, as in the animal, in which case “having a mole removed from his bottom” takes on a whole new meaning."

I like this kind of thread more than political/religious threads, because it's fun. Not as fun as guitars though!

 

[Superlizard]

I like this kind of thread more than political/religious threads, because it's fun. Not as fun as guitars though!

I like bashing the Demo-rats in office because it's fun.

And because they deserve it.  :icon_biggrin:

 

[GoDrex]

Isn't that special? :laughing7:

 

[Volitions Advocate]

, yet this useless thread made it 3 pages.

HAHA :doh:

 

[DangerousR6]

There's a whole subgenre of porn related to machines - but they're not dumb enough to use saw blades. I don't think.  :icon_scratch:

Obviously they were emulating something they "saw" (pun intended) in a video, and were not smart enough to realize the people in the video most likely removed the blade and mounted the toy by a more safer means... :laughing11: