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=CB= said:
hannaugh said:
You're silly, CB. 

TY, Ma'am! !!!!!!

Hey, somebody's gotta entertain the troops, right?   Hehehehe...... I'll be back to lacquer fumes as soon as the weather breaks!~

Anyway, this whole thread is silly... and rightfully so.  Winter madness takes its toll (currently, still only 25cents)

LOL, "Winter Madness" . . . give you 3 guesses what I'm watching right now.
 
LOL, well porn would be wrong, and I have now moved on to "Across the Universe", but I was watching "The Shining". (I guess porn might be correct in that it is film porn kinda like guitar porn, but whatever.)
 
Toilet paper was always a trying experience where I grew up. Growing up around Wisconsin's Fox River valley, where most of the nation's toilet paper is made, many of the paper mill employees, or friends/family of paper mill employees were often times subject to being guinea pigs for the mill's R&D department. I'll never forget going to the bathrrom at a friend's house when I was a kid. I did my stand-up bit, then had to blow my nose. My pal's dad wound up getting his hands on a batch that Georgia Pacific was testing to help with those who had old septic systems, and was a bit of an easy-dissolve formula. I took about four sheets, halved what I had and blew. The toilet paper didn't hold up and I wound up covering the vanity in snot!  I felt horrible, but my buddy's mom was cool about it, and knew that the TP was to blame.

As a public service to my fellow board members, I went through my bathroom and found what can and can't be used to handle the problem if there should be a TP emergency. I'm assuming that many of you have bathrooms like mine, which normally have several catalogs from various companies. After looking, I discovered that a Musician's Friend, Elderly, Sam Ash or JC Whitney catalog is mostly made of glossy paper to facilitate color printing. These won't work well--no "absorbancy,"  or as I'll call it, "grab factor."  However, the cheap SOBs at good ol' Stew-Mac still print on B&W newsprint style paper, which does have some "grab factor,"  if needed. Plus, I know what a couple of you would like to do to a page with Dan Erlewine's big scowl on it. I guess this qualifies as my PSA for the day--keep TP stocked, but if you don't use the Stew-Mac catalog.
 
Linsday Technical Books - its the best! Most of the people on forums like this would love their catalogs anyway
 
Order something from mouser.com.  They will eventually send you one of their 2200 page catalogs.

I know now where the Fox River Valley is.  I was just in Neenah, WI for work.  Don't drive during dusk in the area, you will most likely, hit a deer.
 
You get mouser catalogs too? Them and Allied. You could use those things as weapons, or targets for your other weapons.
 
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