Thirsty?

[Cagey]

SPAM!

Yessir! It's basically fat and sodium, with a generous mittenful of nitrites and just a smidge of protein. What could possibly be better than that?

 

[m4rk0]

speaking of food so good and unhealthy, we (Luke, Myself and some others) have a tradition to go to the local German restaurant once a year at our birthdays (which was last week for both of us) and eat a giant Schweinhaxe!  it is basically a giant hamhock, covered with crispy, fatty, goodness!!
so good, but so deadly!
that is why we eat it just once a year.. 2 times a year would probably kill me!

(I forgot to take a picture of it last week.. I am hoping Luke did.. and post it)

 

[B3Guy]

SPAM!

Yessir! It's basically fat and sodium, with a generous mittenful of nitrites and just a smidge of protein. What could possibly be better than that?

MORE SPAM!

(I'm from Minnesota, btw.)

 

[Graffiti62]

SPAM!

Yessir! It's basically fat and sodium, with a generous mittenful of nitrites and just a smidge of protein. What could possibly be better than that?

MORE SPAM!

(I'm from Minnesota, btw.)

Where, as Lewis Black says, its so cold you can't finish a sentance.

You:  "You know I've decided to buy a.....F**K ITS COLD!!!!!!"

I'm no better. I live in the UP of Michigan--maybe not so much cold, but all of the snow makes up for it.

 

[AutoBat]

SPAM!

Yessir! It's basically fat and sodium, with a generous mittenful of nitrites and just a smidge of protein. What could possibly be better than that?

MORE SPAM!

(I'm from Minnesota, btw.)

Where, as Lewis Black says, its so cold you can't finish a sentance.

You:  "You know I've decided to buy a.....F**K ITS COLD!!!!!!"

I'm no better. I live in the UP of Michigan--maybe not so much cold, but all of the snow makes up for it.

Here's Lewis Black doing that bit (youtube link, made with tinyurl because of the fountain of F-bombs)
http://tinyurl.com/3kow8gf
(seriously NSFW)
*edit* specific smidgen of the funny stuff is around 1:15

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

This is made by the same folks that bring you the Baconnaise.

BTW, salt with an expiration date?

 

[SustainerPlayer]

BTW, salt with an expiration date?

Nope - that's the bacon content.

 

[AutoBat]

All US foods have an expiration date, even water. (and nutritional information)

 

[Cagey]

BTW, salt with an expiration date?

Nope - that's the bacon content.

There's no bacon in there. It's a chemical that tastes like bacon. It is as Autobat says - all US foods have dates on them. Many times, it's just to get you to toss it and buy more.

That stuff actually tastes pretty good, but it's remarkably persistent. You'll be burping it for hours.

 

[B3Guy]

SPAM!

Yessir! It's basically fat and sodium, with a generous mittenful of nitrites and just a smidge of protein. What could possibly be better than that?

MORE SPAM!

(I'm from Minnesota, btw.)

Where, as Lewis Black says, its so cold you can't finish a sentance.

You:  "You know I've decided to buy a.....F**K ITS COLD!!!!!!"

I'm no better. I live in the UP of Michigan--maybe not so much cold, but all of the snow makes up for it.

The UP is great! I've vacationed there several times.