Thinline Strat!

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

plus, the top ferrules would be all crooked

That's probably it.

 

[pabloman]

The break in the curving like this Strat and VIP allows for more bridge options.  Not that anyone would want to, but you can't get a flat mount Strat hardtail bridge on a Carved Top LP but can on the VIP and CT Tele.  I say keep the break in curving just for the flat mount bridge.

I believe they can make it for these bridges you said with the carved as I said, is just not making a huge carved... and letting the middle of the thing flat... It's hard to explain what is in my mind in words, specially in english... sorry...

I'm thinkin maybe something like the F branded showmaster. They're pretty cool. I don't think they make them anymore. I know they had a tele variant of some sort. I'm not sure if it was a contoured top ar not.