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They have an endorsement from Willie Nelson...

jackthehack

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...reckon he was stoned?

http://www.jamminjohns.com/home/index.php?option=com_wrapper&view=wrapper&Itemid=5

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This is of course the natural inversion of the urge some folks have to turn a toilet seat into a guitar.  Was kinda cute the first time, never again.

Further ruminations:

I don't even like to think about what goes into relic'ing one of those.

Warmoth would of course make one of higher and more consistent quality, with a much broader array of options.

Needs a Floyd!

Anyone else?
 
Bagman67 said:
This is of course the natural inversion of the urge some folks have to turn a toilet seat into a guitar.  Was kinda cute the first time, never again.

Further ruminations:

I don't even like to think about what goes into relic'ing one of those.

Warmoth would of course make one of higher and more consistent quality, with a much broader array of options.

Needs a Floyd!

Anyone else?

Well, if this is going to go on one of those fancy Japanese toilets with the little urine analysis trays that slide out, perhaps a Stratocaster style output jack plate accessory would be desirable.
Also, a whammy bar shaped flusher. (Or would it be more fun to have a whammy bar to control the flow of water for the bidet? :doh: Less fun, you say?)
 
Puts a new slant to the statement about "xx" brand putting shit on Fender!  :laughing7:
 
They should add a volume knob that controls the speed of the bathroom ceiling fan.  Maybe a tone knob that dims the lights.
 
Nightclub Dwight said:
They should add a volume knob that controls the speed of the bathroom ceiling fan.  Maybe a tone knob that dims the lights.

Or maybe volume and tone knobs so that a radio could be played, so people outside won't hear 'toilet noises'.  :laughing7:
 
Aussie Pete said:
Nightclub Dwight said:
They should add a volume knob that controls the speed of the bathroom ceiling fan.  Maybe a tone knob that dims the lights.

Or maybe volume and tone knobs so that a radio could be played, so people outside won't hear 'toilet noises'.  :laughing7:

or it could make toilet noises (methinks the main use for this will be in mancave bathrooms) . . . hey how 'bout a tweed case urinal?! Blues JR. toilet box?
 
Nightclub Dwight said:
They should add a volume knob that controls the speed of the bathroom ceiling fan.  Maybe a tone knob that dims the lights.
I ain't stickin my nads anywhere near a hole with electricity hooked to it and water beneath it.
:sign13:
Anyway, what good is it without tuners anyway?
 
Willie owes so much money to the IRS that he's never going to quit working before he dies. He'd endorse catfood if they offered enough.
 
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