For a really confusing wiring diagram,
tele bridge, stagmag middle, and p-rails neck. You'd need like an 87 position switch!
But seriously guys... a guitar can't do EVERYTHING without making some compromises in tone... pick a few sounds that you like and stick with em... and if that doesn't have enough options... build another guitar.
In response to the original post, your going to need a strat's neck and middle pickups to nail that sound. You could step into that territory with fancy splitting and spaghetti wiring jobs, but if you want the real tone, you'll have to do it the real way...