Phases of work!!

[Death by Uberschall]

Phases of Working


 


Phase 1

You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss, and your President is the best!



Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.



Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!



Phase 4

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your office are closing in.



Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.




Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!  

 

[Mor Paul]

You may want to externally host images.
Do you like GMail, btw?

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Yeah,it works pretty good.

 

[Mor Paul]

Only problem is I can't read your email.

So I can't see the images from it.

Even though I got into one of my friend's email accounts today.

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Oh damn. Oh well

 

[Mor Paul]

I do like Gmail though. I use Thunderbird to handle the emails, though, and Gmail to get to them elsewhere.

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Fixed it.  :icon_thumright:

 

[Nando Vallart]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!

 

[OzziePete]

Ha ha, sooo soooo true, lol.

Aftyer 5 weeks holidays I am dreading going back to work. Will probably hit the depot office in about Phase 1 or 2, but I can guarantee you that I will get close to Phase 6 (!) by the time I have my important medical next week! If I pass I'll be back down to Phase 2 or so for awhile.

 

[Edin]

haha

I am between the phases 4 and 5

 

[hannaugh]

Where's the part where you want to strangle your boss for forcing everyone to listen to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones every day?  That's the phase I'm in.

 

[Mor Paul]

Where's the part where you want to strangle your boss for forcing everyone to listen to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones every day?  That's the phase I'm in.

Tell him to go back to the Band of Skulls.