How to get out of a speeding ticket

[Big V]

I don't think you're gay.  You just bring it up a LOT.  Remember when you accidentally linked me to a gay porn website? (This never happened, shhh)

-Mark

Fixed that ridiculous font size for you. [glow=red,2,300][glow=red,2,300][glow=red,2,300]That porn site was fricking awesome! [/glow][/glow][/glow]:toothy12:

I love those small fonts :laughing7:
Here :laughing7: :That porn site was fricking awesome!
I'm SO ruining the joke :laughing11:

 

[-CB-]

I dont want to be too crude here... but I once got out of a 94 in a 65 zone, by claiming my GF needed "supplies" _immediately_... she backed it up with "you want me to get out so you can SEE!!!!???".

We just got the "drugstore's at the next exit, but take it easy or I'll bust ya!"

 

[ORCRiST]

And to think I was almost gonna flash my boobs.

I hope you're a chick, otherwise - I don't think that would have worked... In an Epic Fail sort of way...  

 

[JaySwear]

Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Man: Yes sir, I was speeding.

Cop: Look, it's after my time to get off my shift. If you can give me a reason I've never heard for speeding I'll let you off with a warning.

Man: Alright... My wife just left me for a cop and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back.

old one, but one of my favorites :icon_biggrin:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

It is a policy for most PDs to give a ticket for something at every traffic stop.  I don't remember the last speeding ticket I got because I never have a current proof of liability insurance card with me, or do I?  Whether my age or attitude, the speeding ticket, which was the reason for getting pulled over, turns to a no proof of insurance ticket, which is dismissed at the courthouse for no more than $10 and it doesn't make your insurance go up like a speeding ticket.  It is also the policy for some PDs to arrest and tow if there is no proof of insurance.  If that's the case, the insurance card is found at the last minute, in which case I might get a speeding ticket.  But that has been atleast 5 years.  But generally, I don't speed often.

IMO, the kid's story is made up.

 

[JaySwear]

IMO, the kid's story is made up.

agreed. "where are the alzheimers patients?!" really? i don't think hospitals have an alzheimers wing. especially not one where patients wonder around aimlessly. if they even DID have an alzheimers wing the patients would be in rooms, not somewhere out in the middle of a recreation room or something. in a nursing home? yeah, they'd be out and about running into things with wheelchairs or playing checkers or hatching escape plans, but not out of their rooms in a hospital.

 

[Nightclub Dwight]

It is a policy for most PDs to give a ticket for something at every traffic stop.  I don't remember the last speeding ticket I got because I never have a current proof of liability insurance card with me, or do I?  Whether my age or attitude, the speeding ticket, which was the reason for getting pulled over, turns to a no proof of insurance ticket, which is dismissed at the courthouse for no more than $10 and it doesn't make your insurance go up like a speeding ticket.  It is also the policy for some PDs to arrest and tow if there is no proof of insurance.  If that's the case, the insurance card is found at the last minute, in which case I might get a speeding ticket.  But that has been atleast 5 years.  But generally, I don't speed often.

IMO, the kid's story is made up.

Interesting story.  It makes sense.  Probably not foolproof, but good enough to tip the scales in your direction a little bit.

One of my tricks is to dress up in a suit and tie when I get my drivers license photo taken.  I also usually indulge heavily in the "dutch herbs" immediately before the photo.  That way, if I do get pulled over, I hope the photo of me in a suit and tie will get the cop thinking that I look like an upstanding citizen.  Plus, since I'm all red-eyed in the license photo, I hope to imply  that is the way I always look.