How to get out of a speeding ticket

[Death by Uberschall]

BTW: This was not me. :toothy11:

 

[Big V]

That's awesome and awfull at the same time :laughing7:
Mis-using people's diseases like that... :tard:

 

[SustainerPlayer]

Yeah - bad taste.  :laughing7:

 

[ORCRiST]

Thats fucked up! And hilarious! I salute you Sir - but you're still going to hell!  :icon_biggrin:

ORC

 

[dNA]

wow. i hope that was true

 

[lafromla1]

That was about as epic a story as I have ever heard.  ccasion14: on the quick thinking...oh wait you're only 16, you can't drink yet.

And um yeah....you're going to hell for that one.... :evil4:

 

[Panthur]

Don't think it would work over here, they'd ask for a name at least. Then you'd be screwed.  :dontknow:

 

[TBurst Std]

Here's a real take on how I got out ofg a speeding ticket. Got pulled over on an cross-town interstate. Cop asked me if I had an idea how fast I was going. Truthfully said no, that I was going with the traffic flow as was enjoying a Joe Walsh song. He asked which one. Smokey Mtn Way I replied. He then told me to turn up my radio, sure enough Smokey Mtn Way was still playing. He let me go.

 

[Patrick]

well he was going double the limit. would you rather take advantage of a stranger's memory loss or have your license revoked?

 

[mayfly]

Recently, I was pulled over for speeding.  Here's how it went

"Sir, we're pulling you over for speeding today.  Can I see your insurance, registration and driver's license please?"

"Sure thing officer"  (she was a cute motorcycle cop - easy to agree with)

"... Sir, do you have a more up-to-date insurance? This one was for last year"

"  er, yes, I should, just let me check" <fumble fumble>

"..... oh, and Sir - do you have an up-to-date driver's license?  This one expired last august"

"...................... oh. crap."

<laughs> "well sir, you might want to get someone else to drive your car while you get this resolved"



She was nice and lowered the fines as much as she could, but all in it was a $500 day.  My buddy drove the car to the DMV for me.

 

[pabloman]

I got pulled over for speeding once and the cop did the typical do you know how fast you were going blah blah blah lemme see your license and proof of insurance blah blah blah. Then he says son what is that smell. I said what smell. He says can you step out of the car I'm going to have a look inside. Is there anything I should know about before I start digging around. I showed him where the roach was. He asked for the rest so I gave him the other J that was in my cigs box. He gives me a ticket for posession. No speeding ticket though. Ha ha sucker. I showed him. And to think I was almost gonna flash my boobs.

 

[AprioriMark]

I once got out of a speeding ticket because the cop recognized me from a huge houseparty that my band had just played at.  What happened after him letting me off is totally inappropriate to share on a family messageboard, but suffice to say that I gave that up years ago.  No, Joey, it's not what you're hoping.  It's drug related. 

-Mark

 

[Soylent]

I once got out of a speeding ticket because the cop recognized me from a huge houseparty that my band had just played at.  What happened after him letting me off is totally inappropriate to share on a family messageboard, but suffice to say that I gave that up years ago.  No, Joey, it's not what you're hoping.  It's drug related. 

-Mark

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA  :laughing7: :laughing3:

What were you hoping for Joey?

 

[Panthur]

Here's a real take on how I got out ofg a speeding ticket. Got pulled over on an cross-town interstate. Cop asked me if I had an idea how fast I was going. Truthfully said no, that I was going with the traffic flow as was enjoying a Joe Walsh song. He asked which one. Smokey Mtn Way I replied. He then told me to turn up my radio, sure enough Smokey Mtn Way was still playing. He let me go.

Cops over here would have done you for driving without due care an attention. UK police are actually targetted on the busts they make, without a certain number they don't get promoted. It promotes all sorts of perverse behaviour.  :sad1:
One thing you can try (in the UK at least) is to ask for that day's calibration certificate, if they don't have one then legally your speeding ticket doesn't stand, and a lot of the time they don't bother calibrating as most people don't know they can ask about it.

 

[ptirman]

I actually see the humor in this.
Believe it or not I did the same thing when my Dad was dying of pancreatic cancer in 1988 when I was in my 20s. I didn't get the ticket, got a high speed escort but Dad still died right before I got there. Should have gone faster.

 

[line6man]

I once got out of a speeding ticket because the cop recognized me from a huge houseparty that my band had just played at.  What happened after him letting me off is totally inappropriate to share on a family messageboard, but suffice to say that I gave that up years ago.  No, Joey, it's not what you're hoping.  It's drug related. 

-Mark

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA  :laughing7: :laughing3:

What were you hoping for Joey?

He thinks I'm gay...
Enjoys the jokes quite a bit, for some reason. :icon_scratch:

 

[AprioriMark]

I don't think you're gay.  You just bring it up a LOT.  Remember when you accidentally linked me to a gay porn website? (This never happened, shhh)

-Mark

 

[Big V]

I'm 16 (here in norway, you can't even start driving before you turn 16 :tard:, don't know how it is in other countries), so I haven't gotten any speeding-tickets yet, but I have been speeding... a bit :toothy11:

 

[line6man]

I don't think you're gay.  You just bring it up a LOT.  Remember when you accidentally linked me to a gay porn website? (This never happened, shhh)

-Mark

Fixed that ridiculous font size for you. That porn site was fudging awesome! :toothy12:

 

[line6man]

But in seriousness, We're only kidding.