HMMM! Nice Top!

[m4rk0]

I quote Redd, Firesign Theatre, The Three Stooges, Benny Hill, Bill Hicks, and W.C. Fields pretty much on a daily basis. To be honest, I don't have much of a personality, just a damned good memory for good one-liners.

would love to hear some Benny Hill quotes.. did the man ever talk at all?

anyway, I am not too crazy about Benny Hill, but when I first officially met my wife's parents years ago, a Benny Hill Sketch was playing on the tv, something about a bar stool with a fart cushion.. for some reason I couldn't stop laughing... I was literally laughing my ass off with tears! I guess I was a little nervous..It must have been a great first impression though

 

[guitlouie]

I'm not a big collector of comedy records, but I have a 12 inch vinyl that is split one side is Richard Pryor, the other side is Redd Foxx.  It is the single most hilarious thing that I have ever heard.

 

[m4rk0]

btw, I've been thinking about changing my name to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

 

[RLW]

btw, I've been thinking about changing my name to Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

That episode was on just the other night on BBC, I was laughing so hard I think I dislocated several ribs.

"The only reason they have seatbelts on airliners is to make the torsos easier to indentify."
Jimmy Pineapple, Houston Comedian

Quite possibly the funniest single line I have ever heard.

 

[imminentG]

vagina wood RULES

lol

seen it in walnut a few times before too