Have you ever wondered???

[swarfrat]

After hours of crying and even screaming, have you ever seen the signs and thinj to yourself.....




The boy is just fine, can I keep the baby and drop his momma off instead??

 

[Nightclub Dwight]

That sign is bizarre.  It looks like someone groping someone's breasts.

 

[hannaugh]

Yes it does.  After having crept up behind them all stalkerishly no less...

It reminds me of this: http://www.cracked.com/funny-2665-company-logos/

 

[Dan025]

Yes it does.  After having crept up behind them all stalkerishly no less...

It reminds me of this: http://www.cracked.com/funny-2665-company-logos/

some of those took me a while to see.. but when you see it you can't un-see it. the "boys only hip hop dancing" well if that's not creapy enough you ask why does on of the dancers appear to be wearing a dress,, there is no separation between the legs and it appears to be a couple dancing, not men dancing hip hop style. then it hits you its not 2 people dancing it's actually a pretty well proportioned womans physique. nipples and all...

 

[swarfrat]

I sold my motorcycle  when I was out of work, and haven't replaced it yet. I always try to obey the signs but I've never had the cajones to try this one.

On the Blue Ridge Parkway in western NC, they have this sign for motorcycles

But back on the original post, do you know why they call it "Post Partum Depression"? Because it sounds so much nicer than "Psychotic Evil @*# from Hell".

 

[Nightclub Dwight]

Now that's a sign!  Riding a motorcycle on a rainbow while standing on the seat and handlebars.  Eat your heart out Evel Knievel!

 

[alterbridgefan]

Now that's a sign!  Riding a motorcycle on a rainbow while standing on the seat and handlebars.  Eat your heart out Evel Knievel!

Looks as though he's juggling as well... :laughing7:

 

[Cagey]

But back on the original post, do you know why they call it "Post Partum Depression"? Because it sounds so much nicer than "Psychotic Evil @*# from Hell".

Don't take this the wrong way; I mean well. But, you really need to calm down. Having a baby is a special kind of trauma, then living with a new one is a special kind of terror.

Mommy's gonna bitch because she's been through hell and it ain't done yet by any stretch of the imagination.

Baby's gonna bitch because it's absolutely helpless and it ain't done yet by any stretch of the imagination.

Mommy will get better soon. Baby won't. Takes about 18+ years.

It might be worth the cost of doctor's office visit to get some Xanax.

 

[sixstringsamurai]

But back on the original post, do you know why they call it "Post Partum Depression"? Because it sounds so much nicer than "Psychotic Evil @*# from Hell".

Don't take this the wrong way; I mean well. But, you really need to calm down. Having a baby is a special kind of trauma, then living with a new one is a special kind of terror.

Mommy's gonna bitch because she's been through hell and it ain't done yet by any stretch of the imagination.

Baby's gonna bitch because it's absolutely helpless and it ain't done yet by any stretch of the imagination.

Mommy will get better soon. Baby won't. Takes about 18+ years.

It might be worth the cost of doctor's office visit to get some Xanax.

Either that or bind one up out behind the woodshed, that always works for me.
or if you are a drinking man a good stiff belt of tequila will do the trick.

 

[Dan025]

takes more like 25 years or more but if you are one of the lucky ones you don't have to deal with them for the last 7 or so after they move out...