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After a year and a half of trying finally my Wife is Pregnant, we just found out for sure today!

We're trying to line up all the shots so everybody finds out at the same time roughly, but nobody here knows me IRL so I am free to let it be known!

We'll know more in a couple weeks, but looks like the due date will be sometime in April.
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Congrats!
My wife and I are trying too (although not yet as long as you have) so I understand the excitement. I'm happy for you man.  :icon_thumright:
 
Congratulations! You're in for a helluva ride! <grin>

I just found out this week my son's getting married. He's 30, so figures it's about time. Sounds like rationalizing to me, but what do I know?
 
Wow, brilliant! Congratulations friend. I can say from experience that April is a fantastic time to be born  :laughing7:
 
that is great news!!!!  congrats!
make sure to sleep as much as you can over the next 8 months!!!! you'll miss it later!
 
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Awesome stuff man!

You'll need to build a commemorative warmoth, with a doug plate with the kiddo's name and birth date.

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Luke said:
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Awesome stuff man!

You'll need to build a commemorative warmoth, with a doug plate with the kiddo's name and birth date.

:headbang:

+1  :icon_thumright:
 
Congratulations Bro!!!!!!!!

We have one already, and it isn't like we don't practice, but we are trying to be done at one!! 

We look at our 'marital relations' in hockey terms.......  Meaning no shots on goal without a goalie in the net!!!!  I'm not explaining that, you can figure it out for yourself
 
BigBeard said:
Congratulations Bro!!!!!!!!

We have one already, and it isn't like we don't practice, but we are trying to be done at one!! 

We look at our 'marital relations' in hockey terms.......  Meaning no shots on goal without a goalie in the net!!!!  I'm not explaining that, you can figure it out for yourself
Simplify "hockey terms"

No goals.  :laughing7:
 
Congrats man! 

My little girl was born in late '08, and I can tell you this much that I've learned:

1 - your wife's sense of smell will triple--learn to like Sure Unscented
2 - babies will wait until they are on someone's lap to determine that it is the perfect time to grunt and groan and push a grumpy
3 - if you have a little brother that's single, and they want to use the baby as chick bait at the park, make sure you get at least a 12 pack out of the deal
And most importantly....
4 - TODDLERS LIKE GUITARS!  I leave my knockoff Strat out for my little girl to play with ($50 Indiana I picked up at a yard sale), but anything nicer, keep somewhere out of the reach of little ones

Here's to you man!  :occasion14:
 
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