Strat Avenger Hero Member Messages 2,779 Friday at 7:31 PM #1 Never tell your wife she's fat, no matter how true it may be. You'll save yourself a lot of grief if you follow this advice.
Never tell your wife she's fat, no matter how true it may be. You'll save yourself a lot of grief if you follow this advice.
mayfly Epic Member Messages 9,106 Saturday at 7:12 AM #3 And never piss up a rope.... no matter how many people tell you to do it. ... not speaking from experience...
And never piss up a rope.... no matter how many people tell you to do it. ... not speaking from experience...
Spud Master Member Messages 2,538 Saturday at 7:37 AM #4 Explain to her you meant “Phat” as a compliment!
teleme01 Experienced Member Messages 1,843 Saturday at 9:33 AM #5 You are supposed to suggest, like getting here a stairmaster for her birthday
Spud Master Member Messages 2,538 Saturday at 10:03 AM #6 In all seriousness, I hope you married her for her brain first and foremost. Everything else is really just window dressing.
In all seriousness, I hope you married her for her brain first and foremost. Everything else is really just window dressing.
