That is a seriously tough spot. I'd hate to send a guitar away, but there are some members on this page that are incredibly handy. Maybe see if you could send it to somebody for some custom bridge routing?
Also, had no idea the Jaguar and Tele neck pockets were the same! That's really cool. I've thought about doing the same in the past, ordering a body without the bridge route and then drilling for my own Strat bridge in the correct location