Favorite musician joke

[smavridis]

i lol'd heartily.

 

[Vol. Knob]

Q: What was the last thing the drummer said before he got fired?
A: "Hey Guys, I wrote a song!"
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Did you hear the one about the guitarist who got arrested for fingering a minor?
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Q:  What's the difference between a Les Paul and a Strat?

A:  A Les Paul burns hotter, a strat burns faster.
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Q:  What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of drugs?

A:  "This Music Sucks!"

Flaw with this joke:  Suspension of disbelief does not extend so far as to accept the notion that a Deadhead could ever run out of drugs.  Therefore this joke is not funny.

 

[smavridis]

Q: What was the last thing the drummer said before he got fired?
A: "Hey Guys, I wrote a song!"
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Did you hear the one about the guitarist who got arrested for fingering a minor?
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Q:  What's the difference between a Les Paul and a Strat?

A:  A Les Paul burns hotter, a strat burns faster.
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Q:  What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of drugs?

A:  "This Music Sucks!"

Flaw with this joke:  Suspension of disbelief does not extend so far as to accept the notion that a Deadhead could ever run out of drugs.  Therefore this joke is not funny.

i dont get it

 

[mayfly]

Q:  What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of drugs?

A:  "This Music Sucks!"

That's the best music joke ever!  :icon_jokercolor: :icon_jokercolor: :icon_jokercolor: ccasion14: ccasion14:

 

[Vol. Knob]

Ah, ye of little faith.  Like a deadhead would ever run out of drugs.

 

[mayfly]

Reminds me of that episode of the Simpson where Homer quit drinking.  He went to a baseball game sober and after sitting there for awhile thought: "This is the most boring game ever!!"

:evil4:

 

[whitebison66]

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

The banjo bounces off the accordion on the way to the back of the dumpster.

 

[exalted]

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

"Testing, test, test, 1-2-3.  I need more talent in the monitor."

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?



One to change it, 100 to say I could do it better

...or one to change it, 100 to fight over who stands under it.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Q:  What do strippers do before work?
A:  Drop their boyfriends off at practice.


Q:  How do you get a drummer off of your front porch?
A:  Pay for the pizza.


Q:  What do you call a drummer w/out a girlfriend?
A:  Homeless.

 

[SrDeMaFp]

That poor bastard. :laughing8: REGARDLESS, WINNAH!

 

[Wana_make_a_guitar]

That poor bastard. :laughing8: REGARDLESS, WINNAH!

+1

He looks like the paddlepop lion.

 

[smavridis]

OMG EVERYONE WIKIPEDIA PADDLE POP AND READ THE LAST SENTENCE OF THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddle_Pop

 

[Mor Paul]

Ha, that's even been there since May.

 

[Wana_make_a_guitar]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know the person who did that.  :laughing7:

 

[thumb55]

what has 3 legs and a C#nt? A Drum throne.

what do you call a bunch of drummers standing in a circle? a dope ring.

what do you throw a drowning guitar player? his amp.

what do drummers use for birth control? their personality.

 

[exalted]

what do drummers use for birth control? their personality.

Oh, man. That one is so true for our band. So true.

 

[dbw]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know the person who did that.  :laughing7:

Brilliant, I'm amazed it's still here.  :guitarplayer2:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

What does M.O.R. mean?  Middle of the Road?