Yo i feel like im owed a commish (short for commission) or royalties on dat hotness. not sure if I should be honored or upset that the hidden valley is coopting my #lyfestyle for profit.
It's like, do I even keep working on my film project about sleepy cowboys (the good, the bad, and the snuggly) or do I drop it and make a more powerful statement film about the state of the world's targeted advertising.
This all Reminds Me that i need to contact the makers of Goldfish about their cracker product because I was hanging out with my niece and she put some in a bowl of water and an hour later the fish were all dizzolved and she kept yelling "my goldfish are dead". i told her they went to Pepperidge farm (cause that's what you say when a cat or hamster dies) but they need to send me a new bag with a real goldfish so I can say "look it was just growing into a real one".
or they can send me the fish directly, but it has to have the sun glasses or it's false advertising and in these difficult times you dont mess with a consumer or you get lit up on soc-med (social mediums)
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