Came across this on Facebook....

[BigSteve22]

And to think, I was singing it wrong all these years!

 

[Verne Bunsen]

‘Scuse me, while I fix the sty.

 

[Rick]

Purple hays, all around my barn

 

[PhilHill]

Ohh, You Funny Guy's Huh. We put you on the you tube....... :turtle:

 

[Rick]

Purple hays all 'round my barn
Things are strange on this dam farm
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I fix the sty

 

[aarontunes]

Purple hays all 'round my barn
Things are strange on this dam farm
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I fix the sty

Brilliant! But may I suggest:

Purple hays all 'round my barn
Things are strange on this dam farm
Pigs got loose, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I fix this sty

 

[rgand]

:toothy12: :icon_thumright:

 

[PhilHill]

What's next, "You broke Wind, cries Harry"..?

 

[aarontunes]

What's next, "You broke Wind, cries Harry"..?

I played in a cover band about a million years ago that did a song called "Taco Stand Next to Fred Meyer".


I'll let you guess what Hendrix song we bastardized.

 

[BigSteve22]

"Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire"........... ?

 

[aarontunes]

"Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire"........... ?

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

 

[Cagey]

Wierd Al Yankovic clearly has some competition... :laughing7:

 

[rgand]

Wierd Al Yankovic clearly has some competition... :laughing7:

As does Loudon Wainwright. :laughing11:

 

[PhilHill]

Lest we forget the immortal  "Hey Moe"

 

[DangerousR6]

 

[DangerousR6]

What's next, "You broke Wind, cries Harry"..?

I played in a cover band about a million years ago that did a song called "Taco Stand Next to Fred Meyer".


I'll let you guess what Hendrix song we bastardized.

Been a long time since I heard the name Fred Meyer... :doh:

 

[Rick]

Is a Fred Meyer like a Piggly Wiggly or a Wawa?

 

[Wolff05]

Is a Fred Meyer like a Piggly Wiggly or a Wawa?

Yes... but you can also buy new furniture, some plants, and a fresh set of kicks with your groceries.

 

[aarontunes]

Is a Fred Meyer like a Piggly Wiggly or a Wawa?

Fred Meyer is to the PNW what Walmart is to most of the mid-west. It's where the middle-class find their groceries, clothing, and a so-so selection of everything else, from paint and home furnishings to camping gear and auto parts. Walmart here is a step down from that. They have all the same stuff, plus a random selection of domestic abuse and gang violence.

 

[PhilHill]

Is a Fred Meyer like a Piggly Wiggly or a Wawa?

Fred Meyer is to the PNW what Walmart is to most of the mid-west. It's where the middle-class find their groceries, clothing, and a so-so selection of everything else, from paint and home furnishings to camping gear and auto parts. Walmart here is a step down from that. They have all the same stuff, plus a random selection of domestic abuse and gang violence.

That's true. But WalMart offers price matching on gang violence.