A fellow from New Jersey was taken to the local hospital emergency room by the EMS crew. Upon his initial check over, it was evident that he had been in some sort of melee. They asked him "What in the world happened to you?"
He told the nurse that he had decided to visit the "Crown and Farthing" a new British pub that had opened in his working class neighborhood. After he went in, he had a pint of Watney's, then a Newkie pint as well. About that time he noticed two relatively full figured women sitting alone at the bar, and since he also noticed they had rather thick accents, he decided to go up and greet them, thinking they were from the UK.
"Hello, are you two ladies from Scotland?", he asked.
They said "No, Wales, you idiot!"
He felt bad, so he said "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland.....?", right before everything suddenly went black.
He told the nurse that he had decided to visit the "Crown and Farthing" a new British pub that had opened in his working class neighborhood. After he went in, he had a pint of Watney's, then a Newkie pint as well. About that time he noticed two relatively full figured women sitting alone at the bar, and since he also noticed they had rather thick accents, he decided to go up and greet them, thinking they were from the UK.
"Hello, are you two ladies from Scotland?", he asked.
They said "No, Wales, you idiot!"
He felt bad, so he said "I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland.....?", right before everything suddenly went black.
