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Animal group PETA condemn Barack Obama fly murder

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7m3mogl_s

Remember, flies have feelings too... a few years back I started a "Save the Wetlands Mosquitos!" committee but I was the only member. :sad1:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1857715/peta_protests_obama_fly_murder.html
 
Oh, snizzap. I'm agreeing with SL!

Ha, Adam, you were right with the whole Obama/Karate Kid thing,
 
Staged. Drugged Fly.
Try that with one of my houseflys. It aint gonna happen. Those little houseflys are evil. You could have a piece of primerib on the table, but they want YOUR hamburger. They are fast, and the are damn near invincible. I will say that an old fashioned flyswatter is STILL the best defence..but the way they make flyswatters these days they bend and flex and give the fly a sporting chance.
There is NO way Obama or any other Mortal kills one of my Texas houseflys with his hand!
 
Hmm, jerry, you might have just proven that Obama is immortal.  :icon_jokercolor:
 
Didn't you know that any really leftist liberal can kill flys dead, just by using their 'tax raiser' mind rays?

It's just one of the secret powers you get when you join the evil, no good, very bad cult of people that want everyone to have access to affordable health care, to avoid unnecessary foreign wars, and to make it difficult for white collar criminals to destroy the global economy! Great stuff.
 
tfarny said:
Didn't you know that any really leftist liberal can kill flys dead, just by using their 'tax raiser' mind rays?

It's just one of the secret powers you get when you join the evil, no good, very bad cult of people that want everyone to have access to affordable health care, to avoid unnecessary foreign wars, and to make it difficult for white collar criminals to destroy the global economy! Great stuff.

:laughing11: :toothy12: :laughing11:
 
dbw said:
Hmm, jerry, you might have just proven that Obama is immortal.   :icon_jokercolor:

Wouldn't it been great if he had caught it with his tongue?
I believe that most of those new world order dudes are really alien lizards... right?
 
Actually I think Jerry's point is that one o them Texas houseflys could beat a whole posse o them wussy washington DC flys any day. This just goes to show that Dems are wusses - you don't see him coming down to Texas and messing with REAL flys now, do you?  :glasses9: :glasses9:
I do have a great picture in my mind now of Rahm Emannuel drugging some poor little fly and letting it loose in the interview, getting it to fly around. What did he do, blow from a spliff into a jar of flies then let them loose when they got good and mellow?  :glasses9:
Ah, good stuff.
 
I'm not so sure.. I've killed a few texas houseflys with my hands.. it sure isn't easy.. but it can be done..
 
"Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtjJZ0Ltu0

 
Markoooooo said:
Wouldn't it been great if he had caught it with his tongue?
I believe that most of those new world order dudes are really alien lizards... right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP49-qftyuk
 
Hmm, well Washington DC is a giant swamp.  Texas is a giant desert.  I think they might have you beat when it comes to flies.

Edin said:
Anyway, President's reflexes are excellent.

I'll say.  I was kinda impressed when Bush ducked the shoe, but barehanded fly swatting is some Kung Fu shit! 

This is the most exciting Presidential animal encounter since Jimmy Carter was assaulted by a rabbit in '79:

Jimmy%20Carter%20and%20the%20Swamp%20Rabbit(1).jpg


...and then there was Reagan.  :doh:
 
well, I sure had to get used to texas when I first move it..
I still can't get used to riding a horse to work...
 
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