Amazing and simple home remedies

[line6man]

1.  Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2.  Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.



3.  For high blood pressure sufferers - - - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.  Remember to use a timer.



4.  A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



5.  If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.  Then you'll be afraid to cough.



6.  You only need two tools in life . . . . WD-40 and duct tape.    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.



7.  If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 

[NQbass7]

#5 also works as a substitute for coffee if you're tired.  Take a laxative - you'll be afraid to fall asleep.

 

[Nightclub Dwight]

2.  Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.





Sink?  Thats what that is?  I thought it was a home urinal.  My apologies...

 

[Nando Vallart]

Great

 

[line6man]

2.  Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.





Sink?  Thats what that is?  I thought it was a home urinal.  My apologies...

Tip number 8.
If you don't have a bidet, a massage wand style shower head makes a great substitute. This is also handy if you run out of toilet paper. Don't forget to close the shower door when using the bidet.

 

[big bob]

Way too funny... good one.  :hello2:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

A caveat to #7 that's not really a remedy:  If a fire has occured and you can't pin down the cause, it's electrical.