Warmoth vs Warmouth

[mgaut051]

I would have put Chuck Norris in there just for shnitzengiggles

OH SHIT!

Chuck Norris did this to a boulder, because the boulder could not tell Chuck Norris who Chuck Norris is. And since EVERYONE knows who Chuck Norris is, Chuck Norris rightfully deducted that the Boulder forgot Chuck Norris. Can you imagine, simple mortal, what Chuck Norris would do to you if YOU forgot Chuck Norris?

Here's a sample:

Personal favorite

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Chuck Norris eats at Chic-Fil-A on Sundays.

 

[B3Guy]

yessir, he does. an I change my vote to Chuck Norris.

 

[mgaut051]

Chuck Norris doesn't have diarrhea - he destroys the enemy with a-bombs from his bee-hind.

 

[B3Guy]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris hears sign language.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

Chuck Norris.

 

[DangerousR6]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris hears sign language.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

Chuck Norris.

 

[B3Guy]

the last one is the best, in case you missed it . . .

"Chuck Norris."

 

[mgaut051]

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Chuck Norris hears sign language.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.

Chuck Norris.

The Dos Equis guy is jealous of Chuck Norris.

 

[B3Guy]

pssh, you think he's scared? pleeease. why do you think Waldo is hiding?

 

[JaySwear]

I think Chuck Norris jokes are the dumbest thing ever... So a friend who knows I hate them tells them to me all the time, so here's one I actually liked

"The reason Chuck Norris never won an Oscar for his role in Sidekicks was because nobody wanted to hand him a blunt object."

 

[B3Guy]

When observing any Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually ropes his victim, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

 

[AprioriMark]

Chuck Norris jokes were stupid 5 years ago too. 

-Mark

 

[Tempest]

China has a label that reads "Made by Chuck Norris"

 

[mgaut051]

Chuck Norris made China with his bare hands.

 

[DangerousR6]

Chuck Norris jokes were stupid 5 years ago too. 

-Mark

+1

 

[elfro89]

Morphius gave Chuck Norris the choice of the red pill or the blue pill, Chuck Norris took both and roundhouse kicked him. No one makes Chuck choose.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Chuck Norris jokes are basically Bill Brasky jokes.

"He once punched a hole in a deer to see who was coming up the road."
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him."
"If you hold a record needle to his nipple, it plays The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
"He once showed me a video of him making love to my wife.  It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."
"He taught his son to drive by entering him in the Indy 500.  He crashed and burned to death in the 1st turn.  It would've happened sooner or later, he said."

 

[Soylent]

Chuck Norris jokes are basically Bill Brasky jokes.

"He once punched a hole in a deer to see who was coming up the road."
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him."
"If you hold a record needle to his nipple, it plays The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
"He once showed me a video of him making love to my wife.  It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."
"He taught his son to drive by entering him in the Indy 500.  He crashed and burned to death in the 1st turn.  It would've happened sooner or later, he said."

ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT BILL BRASKY? I KNEW BILL BRASKY!

 

[mgaut051]

what's up with all the preist pics for the avatars? Did I miss something?

 

[m4rk0]

what do you mean?