Ah yes! You don't suck, that's for sure. When I listen to a song, the thing that I listen to the most is the bass. It's what the whole piece is built on and without it, a song is just flat.
A guitar player I knew years ago said the same thing. He felt that the bass player was having more fun than anyone hugging that big ol' instrument, usually in the back behind everyone but the drummer. I don't play one and probably won't because of a shoulder issue but it's my biggest unfulfilled desire.
I really like that yellow bass, too. Nice, nice, nice!
So...
Wash your hands,
Be kind,
And keep on slappin!