yeah and sometimes the boat gets diabetes and the horse suffers carpal tunnel from its repetitive computer job (lol, odd that a horse could be considered a jockey (of the desk variety, get it? that's a good joke) in this metaphor)
maybe i'll never start that vegetarian youtube cooking show even though everyone agrees the title "Collared Me Bad" is genius. and i even signed up for my companys 401k, but i'm #nervous about it because i've never run that far. anybody else ever wonder if the only worthwhile thing you'll ever do is provide a real good meal to a coffin?