Ok . . . I give up

[graceshredder]

All right . . . all right- maybe I did just step off the intergalactic potato truck, but WHAT or WHO is "Tonar"?  'Tonar finished', 'Tonar this',  Tonar that', 'Tonarcaster', . . .    I guess the only stupid question is the one left unasked.  ???  So help me out here.  :help:

 

[Firebird211]

He is a member of the forum, known widely for his masterful finishing work.

 

[graceshredder]

:icon_thumright:  Thanks, my friend. Being clueless sucks!

 

[Mor Paul]

TONAR IS.

 

[Firebird211]

I didn't know myself for a while, but I learned a lot from him by checking out his work. :icon_thumright:

 

[elfro89]

TONAR IS.

:laughing7:

 

[Jusatele]

TONAR is a space alien who has been coming down to earth and doing experiments on Warmoth forum members, but it is ok because he does do the anal probe
so if you feel like you were visited the night before when you wake up, just smile it has happened to many here.

 

[jay4321]

Uncle Ted tell you that story?

 

[graceshredder]

  I KNEW it!!!  "Member of the forum, known widely for his masterful finishing work" my foot!  Ha!  Night-creeping, anal-probing space alien!  That's better.  :doh:

 

[Firebird211]

Someones gotta keep his cover. :laughing7:

 

[OzziePete]

 I KNEW it!!!  "Member of the forum, known widely for his masterful finishing work" my foot!  Ha!  Night-creeping, anal-probing space alien!  That's better.  :doh:

SSSHHHHH! Don't tell Max, he's just done some 'business' with Tonar. Now Tonar has delivered the guitar body to Max & knows where he lives,  guess what might happen next? :sad:    

Could this be Max in 15 years time?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-fBruIPPxs&NR=1[/youtube]






:icon_jokercolor:  :icon_biggrin:


(It is my own personal belief though, that if Earth does have some extra terrestrial beings with anal probing fetishes, they have all taken up the medical profession and become Men's health specialists!)

 

[Jusatele]

so that is why doctors want us to drop drawer

 

[Firebird211]

so that is why doctors want us to drop drawer

Ok sir, drop your pants, turn your head and cough..."dont you have any female doctors?"

 

[ORCRiST]

All right . . . all right- maybe I did just step off the intergalactic potato truck, but WHAT or WHO is "Tonar"?  'Tonar finished', 'Tonar this',  Tonar that', 'Tonarcaster', . . .    I guess the only stupid question is the one left unasked.  ???  So help me out here.  :help:

The Tonar is a mysterious and powerful device, whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

:toothy12:

 

[Wana_make_a_guitar]

TONAR IS.

...and just is, no need to think or be. Just is.

 

[Jusatele]

Just look out into the stars at night and repeat to yourself, TONAR TONAR TONAR TONAR

 

[lafromla1]

Tonar is as Tonar does!

 

[Graffiti62]

Here are some other facts about Tonar:

If you cut Tonar in two, you can count the rings and find out how old he is

Tonar seats six

Tonar won't return Spielberg's calls

Tonar was once overthrown by a military coup. The new nation is now known as "The Democratic Republic of Tonar"

Unlike Rome, Tonar was built in a day

 

[Kei]

You just got Tonared

 

[lafromla1]

When Tonar speaks, E.F. Hutton listens......