Most beautiful Showcase body EVER

[Torment Leaves Scars]

Cool! 

As much as I'm on the pot, I'd have it looking like a relic in no time!  :help:

One thing's for sure - you don't want to buy it if it was already reliced by someone else:

Yeah, seen that disturbing photo before!  Ugh!  :help: :laughing3:

 

[AutoBat]

We're 3 bachelors sharing a house, so there's no seat up/down issue. My question for the ladies is; why can't you use your hands? If you need it down, and it's in the upright position, it takes very little effort to lower it. I am expected to raise it when you (the lady in question) inconsiderately leave it down.

This is one of the many reasons why I'm still (blissfully) single.

If I had my way in the world. All toilet seats would be spring-loaded to automatically pop up. One would have to hold it down to sit.  :evil4:

Ah, you mean like the ones in How I Met Your Mother? I did a Google search to find if they make them. Sad day, they don't...

Clearly you didn't search "automatic toilet seat" because there are plenty of hits on buyable products.

 

[DangerousR6]

Needs a DangerousR6 neckplate

:laughing11:

I believe one of those Pissing Calvins would be appropriate!

:icon_biggrin:

 

[Schmitty]

It's clear that you're not drinking enough beer. What kind of example are you setting for your kids? Next thing you know, they'll be drinking "Appletinis" or "Melon Balls". Then what will you do?

And you aren't drinking enough bourbon!  :laughing7:

I support this message

 

[Torment Leaves Scars]

I would have to say the "Most Beautiful Showcase Body Ever" is sitting in the Showcase as we speak.  Look for the very beautiful green LP!  OMG, that thing is soooooo nice!  Too bad I don't like LPs, because I'd have a very tough time passing on that one!  Had it been a "Star," I'd be unsuccessfully begging my wife to let me purchase it.  Considering I just spent $1300 on a halfstack, that'd be a sure no-go.  :sad1:

 

[Tipperman]

That's true!

But, I tend to stay away from the hard stuff because I'll drink it like beer, and nobody can tolerate that for very long. I'm not afraid of dying, but I'm not in any hurry <grin>

That's why you buy Bourbon and Beer at the same time! That way, when you finish the 1 liter of bourbon in like 3 days time you have beer, then you buy more beer. Then you do it all over again! Like, get a bottle once every two months, beer the rest of the time.

 

[AggieTreed]

We're 3 bachelors sharing a house, so there's no seat up/down issue. My question for the ladies is; why can't you use your hands? If you need it down, and it's in the upright position, it takes very little effort to lower it. I am expected to raise it when you (the lady in question) inconsiderately leave it down.

This is one of the many reasons why I'm still (blissfully) single.

If I had my way in the world. All toilet seats would be spring-loaded to automatically pop up. One would have to hold it down to sit.  :evil4:

Ah, you mean like the ones in How I Met Your Mother? I did a Google search to find if they make them. Sad day, they don't...

Clearly you didn't search "automatic toilet seat" because there are plenty of hits on buyable products.

I must have searched everything but that...

 

[swarfrat]

The world needs two devices.

1) Spring loaded toilet seats. Trust me ladies, you WANT it up by default.
2) In lieu of that, an electric wire run into the bowl, with a pressure disconnect switch on the seat. If you pee standing up without weight on the seat...  :evil4:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Are there toilet seat tonewoods?  I've got plenty of bass but need more high end.

 

[AutoBat]

I found this on ThereIFixedIt: