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Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

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MEXICO CITY—

In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country,
all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a
shoot-out between rival drug cartels.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mexico-killed-in-drug-deal,18109/?utm_souce=popbox
 
It isn't in this article, but I heard that two hippies, one of them proudly claiming to be "Mexican American" were seen north of the border in a green delivery van. Security cameral stills can be seen here:

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As the van was pulling away, an eyewitness transcribed what the proud gentleman was singing about:

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chemma and have a son in law named Jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

And in Sports today, Brett Favre demands another trade:

http://tinyurl.com/2fvkaa9

More at eleven....
 
i love the onion. greatest website on the net. i just found an onion app for my phone. love it! my favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tByP3Q-zTUw
 
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