I know what you mean. I don't seriously dislike them, but they're pretty far down the list of body styles I'd choose. I call 'em "amoeba guitars", because they have an amorphous shape that says nothing. But, they are comfy, if you can stand the weight. And they play as well as anything, if you don't mind being out of tune 99% of the time.
We'll see about that tuning problem, though. Tipperman is going to let me build his jag, and I'm a crafty little devil. I may be able to bend that thing to my will.