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I just had a teaspoon of cod liver oil.............

Ohhh! Well the pacific northwest is the place for it ... low sunshine and plenty of fish. Don't they have cherry flavored? Hope your bones are doing well, take care of them, they are very important. My wife thinks eating fish is important, too. Something to do with omega-3, vitamin D, etc etc. meh. Me, I like deep fried chicken with tabasco sauce, maybe a side of blue cheese dressing. I'll probably die of a heart attack, but man, that's good eating.
 
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Rick said:
Ohhh! Well the pacific northwest is the place for it ... low sunshine and plenty of fish. Don't they have cherry flavored? Hope your bones are doing well, take care of them, they are very important. My wife thinks eating fish is important, too. Something to do with omega-3, vitamin D, etc etc. meh. Me, I like deep fried chicken with tabasco sauce, maybe a side of blue cheese dressing. I'll probably die of a heart attack, but man, that's good eating.
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Rick said:
Ohhh! Well the pacific northwest is the place for it ... low sunshine and plenty of fish. Don't they have cherry flavored? Hope your bones are doing well, take care of them, they are very important. My wife thinks eating fish is important, too. Something to do with omega-3, vitamin D, etc etc. meh. Me, I like deep fried chicken with tabasco sauce, maybe a side of blue cheese dressing. I'll probably die of a heart attack, but man, that's good eating.
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Thanks so much, your post reminded me to take my spoonful just now. As my bro in law once said "It tastes like a dog just peed in my mouth"IMG_7169.jpeg
 
Dangit Spud, how many times do I have to tell you! Cod oil isn't for drinking: you're supposed to take your cod in for an oil change every 5,000 miles. If you're mechanically inclined you can learn change the cod's oil yourself, but be aware they have very sharp teeth and don't much appreciate having their oil messed with.
 
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Spud said:
Algae is a govt conspiracy to get people eating pond scum.
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Sir, you are swallowing spoonfuls of whatever comes out of fish that have been squished in hydraulic presses. It’s not ontologically superior, conspiracy or not
 
Hodgo said:
Sir, you are swallowing spoonfuls of whatever comes out of fish that have been squished in hydraulic presses. It’s not ontologically superior, conspiracy or not
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However, it's not snargy!

 
You’re supposed to roll the chicken livers in batter and deep fry them, or use them as catfish bait.
Patience Grasshopper, Patience.
Do not eat the liver until prepared properly…
 
Commercially available Cod liver oil is such a scam. If you know any half decent fishmonger (side note: call them a fish mongrel if you want to see them get upset, it's funny), he'll give you all the dang cod livers you want. Fry them up in a little oil (vegetable or olive) and then strain out the solids and boom, youre in cod liver oil town, population you. Our fish guy when I young was called Cod Dave, but when his store got shutdown by the Big Fish cartels, he started selling corn and going a big mad.

everyone around town knew him and we all called him Corn Dave, but they also hated him because he would whip corn at everyones cars. Sometimes it was just the little yellow dots that you pull from the main corn stick but sometimes he would throw the whole corn at your car with the green leaves and everything. My dad would always say "Corn incoming" so the thumps of the corn wouldn't bother us when we were riding in the back of the station wagon.

So anyway on the news one day the reporters came on and said Corn Dave was missing. The reporter was crying and I was 11 when it happened so I called the news station a few times until I got them to put the reporter on the phone and when he said "Hello" to me I said "they should call you Crying Dave." It wasn't the reporter's name, it was just a reference to Corn Dave. I thought it was funny as a kid but I think the reporter cried some more. Sorry. We found out later that they found Corn Dave's body in the creek and someone had filled his mouth with corn. The reason I remember the story is because my dad said "Sounds like someone finally Creamed Corn"
 
BroccoliRob said:
Commercially available Cod liver oil is such a scam. If you know any half decent fishmonger (side note: call them a fish mongrel if you want to see them get upset, it's funny), he'll give you all the dang cod livers you want. Fry them up in a little oil (vegetable or olive) and then strain out the solids and boom, youre in cod liver oil town, population you. Our fish guy when I young was called Cod Dave, but when his store got shutdown by the Big Fish cartels, he started selling corn and going a big mad.

everyone around town knew him and we all called him Corn Dave, but they also hated him because he would whip corn at everyones cars. Sometimes it was just the little yellow dots that you pull from the main corn stick but sometimes he would throw the whole corn at your car with the green leaves and everything. My dad would always say "Corn incoming" so the thumps of the corn wouldn't bother us when we were riding in the back of the station wagon.

So anyway on the news one day the reporters came on and said Corn Dave was missing. The reporter was crying and I was 11 when it happened so I called the news station a few times until I got them to put the reporter on the phone and when he said "Hello" to me I said "they should call you Crying Dave." It wasn't the reporter's name, it was just a reference to Corn Dave. I thought it was funny as a kid but I think the reporter cried some more. Sorry. We found out later that they found Corn Dave's body in the creek and someone had filled his mouth with corn. The reason I remember the story is because my dad said "Sounds like someone finally Creamed Corn"
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A quite corny fishy tale if ever there was one methinks.
 
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