I could go to school to become a Bond Girl

[hannaugh]

If I had lots of disposable income, I would so do this: 

http://www.stilettospyschool.com/index.php

I really want to take the "Samurai Swordfighting" class. 

 

[Nando Vallart]

That's cool! Seems like you'd be deadly attractive :laughing7:

 

[hannaugh]

All I have to do now is sign up and choose a Bond girl name.  My friend already called dibs on "Dr. Anita Goodlay".

 

[-CB-]

Bond gal names....

Bristol Swaze (our  UK readers will understand)

Dixon d'Vixen

Wanda Barefutter

Alecia Johnson

Megan Whoopie

etc etc

On further consideration -

DeeDee Kupps

more to follow

 

[hannaugh]

Haha, Dixen D'Vixen. :laughing7:

 

[-CB-]

Deedee Kupps was my fav

 

[Return of Guitlouie]

Plenty O'Toole is my fave, plus Lana Wood was gorgeous.

 

[-CB-]

Tanya Hyde

Drew Lee Peters

Amanda Lichtbedder

etc etc

 

[whyachi]

Not sure if it works for Bond girls, but I know a trick to good stripper names is your first pet plus the street you grew up on.

Would work for me, anyways. CoCo Madison.

 

[rockskate4x]

Well in that case I hope that circumstances never turn out that you will ever be referred to as "Coco Madison"  :laughing7:

 

[hannaugh]

See, that's never worked for me because my name would be Bowser Valley View.  Though I guess I could also get away with Ozma Valley View technically.  It still doesn't sound right.  It's just a good thing we moved away from 5th Street when I was very young, otherwise it would be even worse. 

 

[ByteFrenzy]

Not sure if it works for Bond girls, but I know a trick to good stripper names is your first pet plus the street you grew up on.

Would work for me, anyways. CoCo Madison.

Lucky Fischer. More suited for a reality show on Discovery Channel about Atlantic Salmon than for a stripper...

 

[Mor Paul]

Jesse Flemming.

 

[tubby.twins]

I guess I'd be Ferdinand Mitchell.

 

[Return of Guitlouie]

Fonzi Silver.  Thaaaaat's right, I named my first pet Fonzi......he was a cool cat.

 

[NLD09]

Scrappy Myrtle.