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DangerousR6 said:
It's gotta be bogus... :icon_scratch: :icon_scratch:

All products are carefully hand-crafted by experienced master craftsmen, with years of experience in handling the finest leather known - human leather.

Who are the master craftsman with years of experience dealing with human leather?
Are these serial killers that practiced with the skin of their victims?
(It puts the lotion on it's skin...)
 
dude . . . so let me get this straight . . . that perv in Silence of the Lambs killed all those large women for no reason?!
 
wow... thats just... wow. sick.

and of all demographics, they're NOT trying to sell to gwar fans. go figure.
 
I'm compelled to email them and pretend to order something and post all the replies/traffic here; should I try to order a guitar strap or a pair of cowboy boots?
 
ok, every time I am reminded of SOTL, I have to go and watch this to make me feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKIWeSWLgJA
 
It could be funny, as long as they don't KILL someone to make it. Actually lets not ecourage  their sick perversions.
 
if its from people that die, wouldn't it be from really old wrinkly people?
ugh. and as my good friend often says, "eew! mental image!"
 
B3Guy said:
ok, every time I am reminded of SOTL, I have to go and watch this to make me feel better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKIWeSWLgJA

Every time I think of Silence of The Lambs, I think of Cartman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50SR7OA_p6s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSa9mkAAWsg
 
or this:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJSJtawXFsA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
 
B3Guy said:
or this:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJSJtawXFsA&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Meh.

Although, there was an episode where Chris did the Goodbye Horses dance, whatever the hell it was called.
 
B3Guy said:
if its from people that die, wouldn't it be from really old wrinkly people?
ugh. and as my good friend often says, "eew! mental image!"

Yeah, you are assuming these so called "donors" are voluntarily giving the skin. The concept of it makes my blood curdle.
 
To: info@humanleather.co.uk

Subj. : Human Leather Products

Dear Sir/Madam;

What would be the approximate cost for a 44" guitar strap and a matching pair of cowboy boots, size 10 (US size)?


Jack!
 
^ I see this ending in a Federal manhunt.

But If they make a movie about all this. I want to be played by Zachary Quinto
 
jackthehack said:
To: info@humanleather.co.uk

Subj. : Human Leather Products

Dear Sir/Madam;

What would be the approximate cost for a 44" guitar strap and a matching pair of cowboy boots, size 10 (US size)?


Jack!

I wouldn't be surprised if they are watching this thread, because they can clearly see that I've posted their website link here.
 
If they are, let me just say...
I have several large scars, eczema and a lot of weird moles. you wouldn't want it!
 
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