BigSteve22
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A woman is brought into the courtroom for arraignment....
Prosecutor: Your Honor, the defendant is charged with attempted murder, in that on the above date, she did attack and bludgeon her husband about the head, using his guitar collection as deadly weapons.
Judge: How do you plead Madame?
Defendant: Guilty, Your Honor.
Judge: First time offender?
Defendant; No sir. I beat him with his Les Paul first, and then went for the Fenders.....
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Prosecutor: Your Honor, the defendant is charged with attempted murder, in that on the above date, she did attack and bludgeon her husband about the head, using his guitar collection as deadly weapons.
Judge: How do you plead Madame?
Defendant: Guilty, Your Honor.
Judge: First time offender?
Defendant; No sir. I beat him with his Les Paul first, and then went for the Fenders.....
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