Ever watch soccer? I don't know how it ever got popular. I had to watch a few professional games a couple years ago, and it was so mind-numbing that it even makes golf look like a blood sport. A single game lasts for about 37 hours, during which each team gets maybe 1 or 2 goals, and they almost inevitably end up tied. Then, they get to try to kick the ball into the goal with no opposition except the (remarkably effective) goaltender in an attempt to break the tie. To call the game boring would be to glamorize it. Buncha guys running hard around a huge field kicking a ball back and forth endlessly. I've never seen a group of such tireless athletic men working so hard for so long to get nothing done. If I live to be 1000 years old and never see another soccer game, I won't miss it for a nanosecond.