Cagey said:
How are they "ergonomical"? Ergonomics is "the science that seeks to adapt work or working conditions to suit the worker". All those V and Z and star shapes do that how? They're uncomfortable as hell. You can't lay your arm on them, you can't sit with them, you gotta pay close attention to what you're standing around so you don't bang the snot out of the wild appendages, keep the kids away so you don't take an eye out, on and on.
I mean, they do function as guitars, but that's not hard to do with an electric. Put some pickups on it and make sure it tunes, and you're there. You can make an electric guitar out of a leaf rake if you want to. That doesn't make it "ergonomic".
Oh, you can't sit with them? Would you like me to post photos? I already explained to you how they do that. The "V" is one of the easiest shapes to just lay back in a chair with and lounge. There isn't ANYTHING to them. Also, they fit snug between the legs so you can easily hold the guitar in a proper "classical position" while playing. While for some it may not be the most comfortable, it still works.
As for the "X" shaped guitars, they fit me perfectly. While standing they balance correctly, when strumming, the knobs are far enough back that I'm not constantly hitting volume/tone/pickup selector switches, not to mention the cuts between the neck and the bottom front "horn" are far enough back that it's very easy to reach the very highest of frets with little to no effort, more-so if the body is a neck-through design. Also, while sitting, they fit comfortably wedged between my legs so once again, I can achieve the correct "classical position" while playing. They stay planted, unlike my tank of a Telecaster, which doesn't balance itself while I'm sitting like any of my radically designed guitars.
Sure, I like "pointy" guitars, but it's not only because I prefer a radically designed instrument. There's also the comfort that comes with them. They fit the shape of my body perfectly, and after owning a few of them, you couldn't pay me to own another Tele or Strat shaped guitar. It doesn't mean I don't like them, it just means I won't be buying another anytime soon. At first I had my reservations about the radically designed guitars, but after playing them, I'm hooked on them.
Let it just be mentioned, some radically shaped guitars are very uncomfortable to sit with, such as some of the B.C. Rich models like the Warlock/Warbeast, Zombie, and Beast. The way the curves are designed, they dig into my leg and are not comfortable at all, and in fact, they're quite painful to sit with.
I own a Telecaster, and I own a J-Bass, very similar in shape to a Strat. Please, tell me how these are ergonomical shapes, and how you can "rest your arm on them," as you put it. Better yet, show me a picture.
As for banging them on things, whose fault is that? Pay attention to your surroundings and you won't have that problem. I'm not going to argue with you that it's not easy to bang a horn on something, but what are you doing, running to the nearest bathroom and standing in the doorway, posing in the mirror while rocking out to your favorite song? There are
PLENTY of bashed up Teles and Strats I've also seen, and as far as "poking people in the eye," I haven't had that problem.