I related to that all too well. My favorite is when they don't know the name of the song, but a lyric. I've gotten several requests on napkins that said "Change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling," which is drunk girl for The Georgia Satellites' "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," which we don't do. I have shamefully and in protest done "Freebird" and "Sweet Home Alabama" more times than I can count. If you don't want to do it, somehow you're the A-hole. I reply Skynrd's great. I love the Ballad of Curtis Lowe, Call me the Breeze, and I know a Little to which the requestee replies, "Who does that." Those same people want to hear G 'n' R's "Every Rose has it's Thorn." You don't even want to try to explain that that's Poison's song. And what is it about playing Southern Rock, Country, and Classic Rock that makes people think you know any Def Leopard?