Cookies? Accept or screw 'em?

[Rick]

I tested brave too, seems to be working.

 

[Wolff05]

Trust me im a juggalo

Dude, I don't trust you AT ALL.

hey, mellow, that's harsh. No need to be jealous just cause i was mentioned by name in the Monster Mash and was the first man to have a cesarean fart. Listen up, my friend Terrold (his first name is terry and middle name is harold) told me if you put a twizzler in your ear, you can hear the ocean. Well mine broke off and now I can't hear right and have to pay a $60 co-pay to have the doctor x-tract it. it doesn't sound like the ocean it sounds like a really slow car. if I wanted to hear that I'd just get in my own car and drive through a school zone. would somebody untrustworthy share such an embarrassing and shameful story on the internet, anonymously among friends? i'll send anybody here cookies for free. i luv u

I was always told not to take cookies from strangers. Or talk to strangers. Or get into cars with strangers. But now there's Uber  :icon_scratch: so I'll accept those cookies. Address is on the website.  :turtle:

Unless they are ranch cookies. Then I'll take a hard pass.

 

[BroccoliRob]

yo, I'd be more than happy to send a care package to the good folks at the Big W if i didn't think the bomb squad would be called when a non descript, sloppy brown box with the words "probably cookies" on it showed on up at the front door ('cause who knows what baked good id actually end up cooking and if I'd remember). I can't be held responsible for what ingredients these hands decide must be used

 

[mayfly]

You are Sub Head aren't you???

 

[Rick]

At the risk of showing my ignorance what is sub head

 

[bagman67]

StubHead was (and still is, as far as I know) a very very knowledgeable and very very bizarre character who frequented this forum for many years, and as far as I can tell, is still quite active on steel guitar forums.  Very strange turns of phrase and loopy locutions camouflaging some solid wisdom.


Pretty sure Broccoli Rob's not StubHead, but he's equally consistent in his adherence to his online persona's quirks.

 

[Rick]

I remember him.  He achieved his 4000 posts and left us. 

 

[BroccoliRob]

Nah, i don't know any SubHead but being compared to some one 'very knowledgeable' is #flattering. I learned everything i know from the time i spent under the tutelage of my great teacher, Gregory Tutelage.

 

[stratamania]

I do not think BroccoliRob is Stübhead.

Whilst both have unusual writing and language styles I believe them to be different.