alexreinhold
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If anyone feels offended, just grab a guitar and you'll be healed.
alexreinhold said:Interesting to see cultural differences. All jokes from US-based people here are about inability to play whereas we Europeans are 100% convinced that bass players never get laid. When I picked up the bass for my current band, it was predicted that I will be automatically divorced after the first rehearsal (and forever single).
rick2 said:Bass players do pretty well in that department, and if it's a she, you've hit a gold mine.
Mayfly said:Not my experience at all! My bass player pulls 'em for every gig. 'Course, she is smoking hot...
ghotiphry said:Just keeping it family friendly.
ghotiphry said:A boy came home from his first bass lesson. His dad asked him how it went. "Today we learned the E string."
The boy came home from his second lesson and dad asked him how it went. "Today we learned the A string."
The boy came home from his third lesson. Dad asked, "So did you learn the D string today?"
"Nope. Today I had a gig."
The Aaron said:ghotiphry said:A boy came home from his first bass lesson. His dad asked him how it went. "Today we learned the E string."
The boy came home from his second lesson and dad asked him how it went. "Today we learned the A string."
The boy came home from his third lesson. Dad asked, "So did you learn the D string today?"
"Nope. Today I had a gig."
Well....that is my usual go-to bassist joke, so I got nothing. Although I usually deliver the punchline like this:
The kid finally gets home from his third lesson three hours late, reeking of alcohol and nicotine. Dad shouts "where have you been?"
Kid says "Oh, sorry dad. I had a gig."