Word of the day: Fluctuations

[Death by Uberschall]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

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[SlingBass]

*I* probably find more humour in this than some...as I've traveled in the East, my wife is Asian, and I've heard it all before 

 

[JaySwear]

i felt so bad laughing at this that i told my mom to make sure she laughed too haha thats a pretty good one

 

[kboman]

HAHAHA! Priceless! I'm a bit of a language nerd so I love stuff like this :icon_biggrin:

 

[dbw]

To me, the most shocking part of this whole story is that a yen is now worth $180.  :doh:

Good one DbU!  :laughing7:

 

[Mor Paul]

I hope that was Yen in the plural.

 

[Death by Uberschall]

** Disclaimer

It's a joke, not a factual event.  :doh:

 

[Justinginn]

You mean a flactual event?

 

[Death by Uberschall]

You mean a flactual event?

:doh:  :laughing7:

 

[Watershed]

Forwarded that to an Asian friend, he loved it.

 

[DangerousR6]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

:toothy11:



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2003 called and wants their joke back.... :icon_jokercolor:

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

:toothy11:



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2003 called and wants their joke back.... :icon_jokercolor:

:doh:

It's for the new generation, not old farts like you!!  :toothy12:

 

[Mor Paul]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

:toothy11:



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2003 called and wants their joke back.... :icon_jokercolor:

:doh:

It's for the new generation, not old farts like you!!  :toothy12:

You know what else is for the new generation?

 

[Death by Uberschall]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

:toothy11:



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2003 called and wants their joke back.... :icon_jokercolor:

:doh:

It's for the new generation, not old farts like you!!  :toothy12:

You know what else is for the new generation?

:laughing7:

 

[DangerousR6]

Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

:toothy11:



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2003 called and wants their joke back.... :icon_jokercolor:

:doh:

It's for the new generation, not old farts like you!!  :toothy12:

Hey, DBU........

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...Biiiiiiiiooooooootch....!!!!!

 

[Death by Uberschall]

:cool01:  :laughing7:

 

[mullyman]

To me, the most shocking part of this whole story is that a yen is now worth $180.   :doh:

Good one DbU!  :laughing7:

I liked this joke. But to make it a little better, 200 down to 180, overnight, would have been a total collapse of the market. When I tell this joke I'll do 200 down to about 198. hehe!!
MULLY
sorry, I follow the yen/dollar exchange all the time

 

[fdesalvo]

Hahah niiiice

 

[Volitions Advocate]

Max... WTF. what are you a 30 year old trapped in a 16 y/o body?  I'm BARELY old enough to have made that pepsi joke and I've got to have 10 years on you. :dontknow:

 

[Mor Paul]

Ha, I just like Waynes World. And have a record collection. And am playing an 87 Ovation.