Who says Bass Players get NO LOVE???

[Death by Uberschall]

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[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

We're like garbage men.  You only notice when we don't do our job.

 

[Tempest]

hahahahaha!  Is this from the Onion or something?

 

[Nando Vallart]

Hilarious!

 

[DangerousR6]

"Even the loosers get lucky sometimes".... :dontknow:

 

[Rickgrxbass]

Wait, my current project has me playing bass  and singing. Does that mean the Universe will implode?

 

[JimBeed]

Wait, my current project has me playing bass  and singing. Does that mean the Universe will implode?

Likely, just tell me when.

And what a stupid *tooo many words farrrr too unsuitable for a family friendly forum*. 

Hope the poor guy didn't catch anything.

 

[stubhead]

That's really strange - I don't think the writer did much research. Bill Wyman of the Rolling Stones was by far the busiest - Keith & Mick had to sneak it around their so-called girlfriends all the time, models and actresses and such. And in "normal" bands, the lead guitarist, singer and drummer do most of the serious drugs, and the bass players are the guys who don't pass out. If you have any memory at all of great parties, you know what that means. And chick singers are almost always banging the bass player, unless it's country, where they're banging the steel guitarist. Because they're singers, and they know singers are insane. One of Steven Tyler's great complaints in his book was about how many chicks he didn't get, because he had to do drugs instead.

Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll - you can only be seriously dedicated to any two of them at a time.

 

[AndyG]

The writer of that piece has obviously never heard of Gene Simmons ..... and his apparent claim to fame of the thousands of women he slept with.

 

[bagman67]

The writer of that piece has obviously never heard of Gene Simmons ..... and his apparent claim to fame of the thousands of women he slept with.

Gene Simmons isn't a bass player, he's a carny with a bass guitar.

 

[AprioriMark]

Yeah, this is so inaccurate, it's amazing.  Bass players get more tail than anyone else.

-Mark

 

[Tipperman]

Yeah, this is so inaccurate, it's amazing.  Bass players get more tail than anyone else.

-Mark

It's the thundering lows. Shakes your jimmies right off.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Yeah, this is so inaccurate, it's amazing.  Bass players get more tail than anyone else.

-Mark

Not this one.  My other married bandmates have no conscience or standards.