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The Crotch Bass!

line6man

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Introducing the "CROTCH BASS"

One-Of-A-Kind!

Possibly the sexiest bass alive ??

Definitely a collectors item !!!


Body: Ash *
Neck: Rock Maple w. Walnut Skunk Sripe
Bridge: BADASS
Pickup: MAXXON Vintage Single Coil
Strings: Heavy Gage ELIXIR Nano-Web Coated
Controls: Stacked Concentric Volume - Tone
Hand made in Toronto, Canada

Sounds and plays great with an exellent sustain and a deep rumble bassy tone.


Won 1st Price at the 'Six String Garage' instrument competition in Toronto, Canada!


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* And here is also a little joke for you: A tree grows up in the forest and doesn't know what kind of tree it is. So it decidedes to ask the Maple tree: 'Hey, Mr. Maple, I am trying to figure out what tree I am!' So Mr. Maple looks at him and says: 'I am not too sure, why don't you ask Mr. Pine over there?'

Ok so the young tree goes: ''Hey, Mr. Pine, I am trying to figure out what tree I am, can you help me out!' And Mr. Pine says: 'You kow I can't really tell from where I'm standing, why don't you ask Mr. Oak, he's been around the longest.'

So the little tree goes: 'Hey, Mr. Pine, I am trying to figure out what tree I am, any ideas?' Mr. Pine looks at him and says:'You know, I am not too sure whether you are a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch, but your mother was definitely the best piece of Ash in the forest ...'

:icon_jokercolor:
 
Max said:
Mapleg4 said:
line6man said:
You know what it needs is some sort of theremin at the "crotch."


Or a pick holder.
Replace the P with a D, or add an R, and it becomes hilarious.

Max, one of these days you'll be mature enough to not giggle at penises. :tard:

Edit:
Wow, penis does not get censored, but no-no does? :icon_jokercolor:
 
I Love the fact you might actually attach something for your guitar fetish people. what an idea!!!  :hello2: :toothy12:
 
That's... disturbing, somehow. I mean, whaddaya gonna do, get up on stage and diddle a mock-up of a little girl for a couple hours? Of course, the same could be said about the other one, but at least it's not obviously some pediatric fantasy.
 
lol, nah the standing girl one is cool- your arms would make it look like she's shreddin' it up.

It's gonna be the new band gimmick- forget masks
 
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