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Today was my day to clear out all the driving and shopping chores for the week. To get to one of my destinations, I had to go through the Intersection From Hell. Five different major roads all meet at one spot. It's not uncommon for people to turn off the cars and walk across the street to get a burger and a Coke. It takes over eleven minutes for the lights to cycle.
(Insert: Whoa! Something just exploded to the east of me. Two explosions, actually, almost simultaneous....)
I'm sitting there listening to the Houston Pacifica station, and they're asking for requests. I figure I'll get all snooty and pretentious, and ask for something I KNOW they don't have. Captain Beyond. Yeah, THAT'S a good one. So I dial the number, and the moment it starts ringing, on the radio comes...
Captain Beyond.
From their 2nd album. Nobody owns that album. NOBODY.
I'm staring at the radio like a deer in headlights, Dude come on the phone and says...
Dude: "KPFT, whatcha wanna hear?"
Me, slowly: You aren't going to believe this, but I was gonna request Captain Beyond."
Dude: "Wow, that's a little weird. We can play another cut, but I'd rather play something else. Anything else you're in the mood for?"
Me: "Well, it's a long shot, but do you have any Hawkwind?"
Dude, after a short pause: "I've got "Down Through The Night" cued up next. Is this a joke?"
Me, thinking about buying some Lotto tickets: "I'm sitting in traffic. This is a little bizarre."
Dude: "No kidding. Anything else?"
Me: "I'm almost afraid to. Let's not tempt fate any further."
Dude: "Probably a good idea. I wonder if all the planets are lined up today? Later."
(Insert: Whoa! Something just exploded to the east of me. Two explosions, actually, almost simultaneous....)
I'm sitting there listening to the Houston Pacifica station, and they're asking for requests. I figure I'll get all snooty and pretentious, and ask for something I KNOW they don't have. Captain Beyond. Yeah, THAT'S a good one. So I dial the number, and the moment it starts ringing, on the radio comes...
Captain Beyond.
From their 2nd album. Nobody owns that album. NOBODY.
I'm staring at the radio like a deer in headlights, Dude come on the phone and says...
Dude: "KPFT, whatcha wanna hear?"
Me, slowly: You aren't going to believe this, but I was gonna request Captain Beyond."
Dude: "Wow, that's a little weird. We can play another cut, but I'd rather play something else. Anything else you're in the mood for?"
Me: "Well, it's a long shot, but do you have any Hawkwind?"
Dude, after a short pause: "I've got "Down Through The Night" cued up next. Is this a joke?"
Me, thinking about buying some Lotto tickets: "I'm sitting in traffic. This is a little bizarre."
Dude: "No kidding. Anything else?"
Me: "I'm almost afraid to. Let's not tempt fate any further."
Dude: "Probably a good idea. I wonder if all the planets are lined up today? Later."