Somali Cruises

[SustainerPlayer]

You want an adventurous holiday? Look no further.

http://www.somalicruises.com/

 

[stubhead]

The testimonials are impressive.

 

[crash]

Forget it, meals not included.

 

[bagman67]

Forget it, meals not included.

That is a selling point.

 

[Hbom]

Forget it, meals not included.

Maybe it's like one of those Texas bird hunts where you get to eat what you kill.

 

[llmtelecaster]

I expect Ted Nugent to be all over this.

 

[stubhead]

The Nuge isn't into anything that shoots back, which is why he was so proud of dodging the draft:

30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene.  The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine.  That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says.

Though to be fair, he said that if he had gone, he would have killed the American soldiers who didn't fake a 4F to avoid serving:

"... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody."

He later scored a student deferment, while touring 300 days a year with his band. Derek St. Holmes played and sang the songs while Ted climbed the amps in his underwear... But at least his morals are intact! In the Wall St. Journal, Uncle Ted said:

Turned off by the work ethic and productive American Dream values of their parents, hippies instead opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music that flourished in San Francisco. . . .
A quick study of social statistics before and after the 1960s is quite telling. The rising rates of divorce, high school drop outs, drug use, abortion, sexual diseases and crime, not to mention the exponential expansion of government and taxes, is dramatic. The “if it feels good, do it” lifestyle born of the 1960s has proved to be destructive and deadly.

This from a "man" who fathered seven children with five women by the age of 21, and has dedicated his life to escaping any responsibility, including.child support.

And he still fantasizes about maiming defenseless hippies:

"... And in my mind, I'm going why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him... [Ted referring to an encounter with a Hare Krishna]"

The redeeming part of the story, of course, is that Ted had to steadfastly ban any other guitarists from coming out to jam with him, cause even the average bar-band guitarists were smoking his ass every time.  :laughing7:
http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/1503/the-hypocritical-summer-of-ted-nugent/

 

[llmtelecaster]

The Nuge isn't into anything that shoots back, which is why he was so proud of dodging the draft:

30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene.  The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine.  That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says.

Though to be fair, he said that if he had gone, he would have killed the American soldiers who didn't fake a 4F to avoid serving:

"... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody."

He later scored a student deferment, while touring 300 days a year with his band. Derek St. Holmes played and sang the songs while Ted climbed the amps in his underwear... But at least his morals are intact! In the Wall St. Journal, Uncle Ted said:

Turned off by the work ethic and productive American Dream values of their parents, hippies instead opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music that flourished in San Francisco. . . .
A quick study of social statistics before and after the 1960s is quite telling. The rising rates of divorce, high school drop outs, drug use, abortion, sexual diseases and crime, not to mention the exponential expansion of government and taxes, is dramatic. The “if it feels good, do it” lifestyle born of the 1960s has proved to be destructive and deadly.

This from a "man" who fathered seven children with five women by the age of 21, and has dedicated his life to escaping any responsibility, including.child support.

And he still fantasizes about maiming defenseless hippies:

"... And in my mind, I'm going why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him... [Ted referring to an encounter with a Hare Krishna]"

The redeeming part of the story, of course, is that Ted had to steadfastly ban any other guitarists from coming out to jam with him, cause even the average bar-band guitarists were smoking his ass every time.  :laughing7:
http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/1503/the-hypocritical-summer-of-ted-nugent/

Do you have a file on the guy or something?  :laughing3: