Now this is over the top

[DangerousR6]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GHH-Toilet-Flush-Handle-Guitar-Cast-Aluminum-Hardware-Included-Ea-/390465770055?forcev4exp=true&forceRpt=true

 

[mayfly]

Ok, that made me giggle like a schoolgirl

 

[DangerousR6]

:laughing11:

 

[Cagey]

It's a lefty, so I suppose as toilet hardware it's appropriate... <grin>

If I lost my mind, I'd just use the wang bar. Goofy enough to get my ass beat to a pulp, but practical as a flush valve operator.

 

[line6man]

I want one that plays cheesy musical greeting card music when you flush.

 

[AutoBat]

I would've figured those would only be available with a gold finish.

 

[SustainerPlayer]

Now - let's talk about sustain ...

 

[DangerousR6]

It needs a Floyd..

 

[SustainerPlayer]

It needs a Floyd..

So you can get some whammy action in the toilet?

 

[DangerousR6]

It needs a Floyd..

So you can get some whammy action in the toilet?

flushin' with a floyd... :headbang1:

 

[Jumble Jumble]

You might go from blocked to floating.

 

[AprioriMark]

I want one that plays cheesy musical greeting card music when you flush.

I have a pink one that cheers and plays music when you flush.  Potty training is too weird these days.

-Mark

 

[Cagey]

I have a pink one that cheers and plays music when you flush.  Potty training is too weird these days.

Still working on that, are you? Maybe you should try getting your wife to hit you on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when you have an accident. I know the tree-huggers don't believe in negative reinforcement, but a little corporal punishment or retribution of some kind often goes a long way toward aversion therapy.

Bad thoughts will be punished. Good thoughts will be as quickly rewarded.​

 

[line6man]

I have a pink one that cheers and plays music when you flush.  Potty training is too weird these days.

Still working on that, are you? Maybe you should try getting your wife to hit you on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper when you have an accident. I know the tree-huggers don't believe in negative reinforcement, but a little corporal punishment or retribution of some kind often goes a long way toward aversion therapy.

Bad thoughts will be punished. Good thoughts will be as quickly rewarded.​

Don't be so hard on him. His parents never taught him to use the toilet, and his wife is tired of the diapers, so he's learning to use the toilet like a big boy. He told me he was having a lot of trouble with it, so some encouragement would be helpful.

 

[Cagey]

...some encouragement would be helpful.

Perhaps. A little positive reinforcement along with the aversion therapy may be effective. But, if I were her, I'd remind him frequently that the beatings will continue until performance improves.

 

[Jim_H]

Need one of these to go with it

and one of these to play while you are using it...

 

[DangerousR6]

If my man cave had it's own bathroom I'd have this one... :laughing11:

 

[bagman67]

If my man cave had it's own bathroom I'd have this one... :laughing11:

That plexiglass cube surrounding the commode is gonna make it hard to do your bidness.  Just saying.

 

[Cagey]

No, you could still do your bidness easily enough... it would just be messy. Kinda like sleepwalking and thinking the fridge was the appropriate receptacle for your... ummm... generosity.

 

[DangerousR6]

No, you could still do your bidness easily enough... it would just be messy. Kinda like sleepwalking and thinking the fridge was the appropriate receptacle for your... ummm... generosity.

I did that before, but it was the trash bin not the fridge... :doh: