Hehe! No, no prophesy. That's just tube amps for you. Nature of the beast. There are some physical realities to the things that make them almost whimsically inconsistent. One will sound great while another is pedestrian at best, another doesn't work for long, and yet another doesn't work at all. Beyond subjectivity, that's one of the reasons you see so many different opinions on the various player's forums. Nobody's comparing apples to apples, even when it seems that they are.
Parts have different tolerances, which are exacerbated by the high voltages and currents in a tube amp that you just don't see in solid state designs. Many of the parts are substantially larger than they would be in a solid state unit, so they have a lot of inertia and are easily loosened, displaced, or disconnected with even what would seem to be very minor physical stress like bumps into door jambs, car trunks, floors, etc. You can mitigate some of that by overbuilding, but that's expensive so manufacturers have a tough time competing in an open market. So, they don't do it to the degree they could or should. Enter "boutique" amps, but even those aren't immune to mean ol' Mr. Reality's influence and they're as expensive as sin.
Some of the parts are unusually fragile, tubes being a good example. They're a thin glass envelope under the tension of a hard internal vacuum containing some lightweight parts mounted in close proximity and operating at high temperatures. It's a miracle they work in the first place, and many don't. Bugera, for instance, says they get about 1 out of 8 tubes to pass production test. That's a horrendous yield. Resistors and capacitors range in tolerance from 2% to 20% in value, so you don't know what kind of frequency response you're going to get out of things, how much current flow, how much power dissipation, how much voltage drop. On and on. All those things affect performance and tone.
When it comes to tube amps, you sorta have to treat them like guitars. You wouldn't play a guitar pulled right off the wall, then ask for a new-in-box one from the warehouse. You take that one. It's the only way you know what you're getting.