Jesus' Shrink

[jerryjg]

Jesus; Hello
Psychiatrist- Hi Jesus. Make make yourself comfortable. Lie down on the couch. Whats seems to be the ,matter?
Jesus- Thanks  ( lies down prone on the couch).Well, My father seems to think I need to be crucified or something to gain his approval
Psychiatrist- I see..Hmmm, and your mother?
Jesus- well, wrere are not allowed to speak of her in any other terms but an absolute virgin
Psychiatriust- Ummm Hmm ..interesting..tell me more
Jesus- All i want to do is work in wood, you know, build Warmoth guitars and stuff, but they wont be satisfied until I save mankind or something
Psychiatrist- Very Interesting, ahh our time is up. Rescedule an appointment next week .
Jeus- Okay. Thanks

 

[smavridis]

my friend, i am thoroughly confuse. ???

 

[dbw]

my friend, i am thoroughly confuse. ???

You're not the only one, dude.  :icon_scratch:

Jerry, your posts are getting less and less coherent...  :help:

 

[jackthehack]

The root of his problem:

 

[dbw]

Hmm, that looks yummy... :help:

Jerry, if that's what you're smokin' come by my house any time

 

[jerryjg]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :doh:

 

[DangerousR6]

The root of his problem:

That's not a problem.... :laughing7: