I need BIG HELP to write the Warmoth Team Song!

[stubhead]

I'm in a really bad space this morning, man...  :sad1: See what rhymes with "Warmoth", so far?

betroth
cough
frick off
doth
three-toed sloth
Smirnoff...

so, you get, like:

I doth betroth yon Warmoth
to a three-toed slo-o-oth

So you all just frick o-o-off!

Tra la la la la, etc.

As you see....  :icon_tongue:  :dontknow:  :icon_scratch: Smirnoff makes my boogers taste bad anyways.  
I think I would be in a much better space if Ken Warmoth would change his name to 'Zappy "Z.Z." Moon' or something.

I'm so happy, happy happy!
No more crappy Gibson tu-u-unes!

Not in Ju-u-une
nor anytime so-o-oon
It's so easy, with a Z.Z.....
Tra la la la la, and so forth.  arty07:

(perchance - could a contest be in order....?) I could kick in a broken Chinese tuner and a not-really-rusty unwound .022" string for prizes... you don't wanna go overboard here, when you pay too much for art it gets all commercialized and the quality goes down the tubes*.

*(Tubes! - newbs, rubes, gra-oooves.... :toothy12

 

[mayfly]

how about "Goth"?

Warmoth, warmoth
will set you up from Country to Goth


:icon_jokercolor:

 

[bpmorton777]

I thought it was pronounced warmUth. the u being short.

Brian

 

[dbw]

How about "Ice Planet Hoth?"

 

[GoDrex]

I thought it was pronounced warmUth. the u being short.

Brian

yeah - not so much like a moth (mAWth). Whenever I hear people in videos talk about their WAR - MOTH it sounds weird to me. But I'm probably wrong. No one can get my name right either.

 

[Kublai]

On the phone, the guys at the shop pronounce it WARmuth. At least that is what I hear. But, I still say warMOTH.

 

[erogenousjones17]

I thought it was pronounced warmUth. the u being short.

Brian

yeah - not so much like a moth (mAWth). Whenever I hear people in videos talk about their WAR - MOTH it sounds weird to me. But I'm probably wrong. No one can get my name right either.

Ditto. I've always thought it was pronounced WAR-muth. And people have a hard time with my name too.

 

[line6man]

Wore-mawth is how i have always pronounced it, but i guess it could also be waar-muth. ("are" with a w in front)

Being as "Warmoth" is a man's last name, there are probably many different ways in which it can be pronounced, no one way really being "correct".
For example, I have heard my last name pronounced about 3 different ways. I pronounce it the way my family has always done, but i met someone with the same name that pronounces it differently.

 

[erogenousjones17]

Being as "Warmoth" is a man's last name, there are probably many different ways in which it can be pronounced, no one way really being "correct".

True. There is a family name where I'm from that is spelled "Quiriple" but pronounced CAL-o-py (i.e. rhyming with canopy). I kid you not.

 

[JaySwear]

i always thought it was literally "war-moth"

like

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[line6man]

Being as "Warmoth" is a man's last name, there are probably many different ways in which it can be pronounced, no one way really being "correct".

True. There is a family name where I'm from that is spelled "Quiriple" but pronounced CAL-o-py (i.e. rhyming with canopy). I kid you not.

Wow.
What language/ethnicity was this?
Only the P and the E sounds make sense in english.

 

[smavridis]

thats the WAR-MOTH

 

[blue313]

I thought it was pronounced warmUth. the u being short.

Brian

yeah - not so much like a moth (mAWth). Whenever I hear people in videos talk about their WAR - MOTH it sounds weird to me. But I'm probably wrong. No one can get my name right either.

Ditto. I've always thought it was pronounced WAR-muth. And people have a hard time with my name too.

Same here.  WAR-muth is how I pronounce it.  It's how they answered the phone when I've called.  :dontknow:

 

[erogenousjones17]

Being as "Warmoth" is a man's last name, there are probably many different ways in which it can be pronounced, no one way really being "correct".

True. There is a family name where I'm from that is spelled "Quiriple" but pronounced CAL-o-py (i.e. rhyming with canopy). I kid you not.

Wow.
What language/ethnicity was this?
Only the P and the E sounds make sense in english.

It's a Channel Island name I believe, so that makes it English/French. But it's true that it makes no sense in either. No one's ever been able to explain it to me.  :icon_scratch:

 

[tfarny]

Yeah, when you call it's "WORE-muhth Guitar Products"

 

[mayfly]

Yeah, when you call it's "WORE-muhth Guitar Products"

... There's an entire month for that????

 

[DangerousR6]

Bought a Warmoth again....
The wifey did not understand..
Played some notes and I'm sorry I, bought a Warmoth again....

Cranked it up and broke an E string today, can't remember how much I paid
played some notes and I'm sorry I, bought a Wamoth again...

ahhhh hahhah ahah hahhh  hawahhh ahhhah hahhh....

(solo).... :laughing7: