I AM THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZERRRR

[m4rk0]

the one and only!!

 

[line6man]

NO YOU ARE NOT!

You dishonor the Church of Appliantology!

 

[m4rk0]

Joey, Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten Schwanz!!
and dont get no J*zz upon that sofa sofa

 

[m4rk0]

I am also programmed for conversational English.

 

[line6man]

Joey, Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten Schwanz!!
and dont get no J*zz upon that sofa sofa

Nobody can read your strange language! Stop being so proud of your German heritage.

 

[Soylent]

I KNOW THE TRUTH.

 

[line6man]

I KNOW THE TRUTH.

Do you know why it hurts when I pee?
(I got it from the toilet seat. It jumped right up and grabbed my meat.)

 

[JimBeed]

This forum has gone to..... somewhere i dont want to venture  :sad: :sad: :sad:

If were on the subject on scrutinising people/ideas, scrutinise my 5 ideas in a post in general discussion if you havent already  :icon_tongue:

Booya Hijacked  :redflag:

 

[line6man]

This forum has gone to..... somewhere i dont want to venture  :sad: :sad: :sad:

Indeed.  :dontknow:

If were on the subject on scrutinising people/ideas, scrutinise my 5 ideas in a post in general discussion if you havent already  :icon_tongue:

If you weren't already familiar, "The Central Scrutinizer" is the narrator of the storyline covered in Frank Zappa's 1979 album "Joe's Garage."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Garage

 

[JimBeed]

Nope i was not, lol thanks for the fill in, was completely clueless on what you were meaning.  :tard:

 

[elfro89]

hatway reaay ouyay alkingtay boutaay

 

[m4rk0]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

 

[m4rk0]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Meanwhile, Line6 Joey hears about Mary's naughty exploits. He falls in with a fast crowd and gets seduced by a girl who works at the Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who gives him an unpronounceable disease . . .

 

[m4rk0]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Line6 Joey has just learned to speak German. Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET . . . And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean) . . . so Line6 Joey's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one . . . that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body . . . it's really exciting . . . and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG . . .

 

[jackthehack]

Dude, PM me some of whatever you're smoking?

 

[line6man]

LOL! This is epic.

Dude, PM me some of whatever you're smoking?

I am disappointed with how few people are familiar with Joe's Garage. :sad:

 

[RiverCity28]

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