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How to catch a Polar Bear

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1.)  Make a hole in the ice
2.)  Open a can of peas
3.)  Sprinkle some of the peas around the hole in the ice
4.)  When the bear comes up to take a pea
5.)  Kick him in the ice hole
 
You aint caught him yet, you still gotta fish the bugger outta there. It's the bit I always struggle with  :dontknow:
 
Panthur said:
You aint caught him yet, you still gotta fish the bugger outta there. It's the bit I always struggle with  :dontknow:


....and imagine how grumpy he'll be after being kicked in the ice hole!  :laughing7:
 
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
1.)  Make a hole in the ice
2.)  Open a can of peas
3.)  Sprinkle some of the peas around the hole in the ice
4.)  When the bear comes up to take a pea
5.)  Kick him in the ice hole

Do let us know how that works out for you!!!
 
You can catch more bears with honey than with time-flies.  :help: oh pooh.... And, another one opens!
 
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