How could I have missed THIS?!? - Shoes, by Carlos....

[stubhead]

Yes, that famous master of One Really Good-Sounding Note, Carlos Santana, has a line of... women's shoes!

Inspired by Carlos’ soulful and passionate rhythms, the shoes are unique interpretations of seasonal footwear trends with embellishments, colors and details that make them distinctively “Carlos.”

http://www.carlosshoes.com/about

I just, ummm, well. Skipped the fragrance entirely?  :icon_scratch: Hell, even Fergie's got the fragrance!

Uninhibited. Feminine. Floral. Exclusively for Avon! Outspoken is for the woman who needs no introduction. With her fearless confidence, she lets her true personality shine through. True to herself and her beliefs...she is Outspoken. Sexy. Fearless. Unexpected.

An outrageously bold expression of iced berry shockingly contrasted with ultra-feminine tuberose absolute and racy black leather.

http://shop.avon.com/product.aspx?pf_id=39692

And the shoes! http://www.fergieshoes.com/

I think I liked Fergie better when she smoked crystal meth and peed in her pants. And Carlos, well... if he's doing it just to make money it's pretty disappointing. But if it's just a little fetish thing he's working out, go git'm tiger!



Can the hair restorer in a spray can be far behind....

 

[Jumble Jumble]

Fergie, really: one fragrance? Britney has eight! Get back in the lab and start mixing! You wanna smell nice? You better work bitch.